GUESS YOU THINK TODAY ISYOUR BIG DAY, HUH, KYLE ?
TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONTOF EVERYONE ?
WELL, GUESS WHAT ?
I'M NOT GIVING YOUTHE SATISFACTION.
( school bell ringing )
OKAY, STUDENTS,LET'S ALL TAKE OUR SEATS.
SINCE IT IS MONDAY, WE'LL STARTAS ALWAYS WITH SHOW-AND-TELL.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO GO FIRST ?
( grunting )OW-- QUIT IT, DUDE.
JESUS-- CALM DOWN,YOU CAN GO FIRST.
( clearing throat )
FOR SHOW-AND-TELL TODAY,
I WOULD LIKE TO SHAREWITH YOU SOME VERY SPECIAL,
VERY ARTSY PHOTOGRAPHSI HAVE TAKEN
IN PURSUIT OF BEING ARESPECTED PHOTOGRAPHER.
THIS FIRST PICTURE I LIKE TOCALL "MOODS OF WINTER."
A SIMPLE ASPEN GROVE,SHOT IN HIGH CONTRAST
BLACK-AND-WHITE SHOWSTHE BRITTLENESS OF THE TRUNKS
AND REMINDS ONE OF DEATH.
THIS PICTURE I TOOK JUSTAS THE SUN WAS RISING
AND THIS LONELYMAN WAS WALKING TO WORK.
A STATEMENT ABOUT ALL OFOUR LONELINESS PERHAPS ?
HE ISN'T GOING TO ACTUALLYSHOW EVERYONE.
AND NOW THISNEXT PICTURE...
Show and Tell
Cartman starts his slideshow.
Cartman shows off his photos of Butters.x CLOSE
Mr. Stotch takes Butters to see Priest Maxi, while Cartman tries to keep his secret safe.x CLOSE
Cartman asks his mom for help.x CLOSE
Kyle explains how Cartman can cancel the Gay Polarity.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to stick his wiener in Butters' mouth.x CLOSE
Butters arrives at Camp NewGrace.x CLOSE
Cartman accuses Kyle of stealing the picture.x CLOSE
Pastor Phillips gives his sermonx CLOSE
Cartman describes the picture to the police.x CLOSE
Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about contraband.x CLOSE