YES, A PHOTOGRAPH,AND I KNOW WHO TOOK IT.
HIS NAME IS KYLE BROFLOVSKI.
IF IT'S A PHOTO,WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST PRINT OUTANOTHER ONE ?
IT'S A BIG DEAL, OKAY ?
THAT PICTUREIS M PROPERTY,
AND I WANT IT BACK !
OKAY, WHAT ISTHE PICTURE OF ?
WHY... WHY DOESTHAT MATTER ?
WELL, HOW ARE WEGONNA FIND YOUR PICTURE
UNLESS WE KNOWWHAT IT IS ?
ALL RIGHT,IT'S A PICTURE OF ME.
IT'S A PICTURE OF ME...
AND, UM, WHAT APPEARSTO BE A PENIS...
IN MY MOUTH.
YOU WERE SUCKINGSOMEBODY'S PENIS.
NO, NO, I WAS NOT !
I WAS ASLEEP.
AND THIS PERSON JUST PUTTHEIR PENIS IN MY MOUTH
WITHOUT ME KNOWINGAND TOOK THE PICTURE.
NOW, IT MAY APPEARIN THE PICTURE
THAT I'M ACTUALLY LOOKINGAT THE CAMERA LENS AND SMILING
WITH THE PENIS IN MY MOUTHAND GIVING A THUMBS-UP,
BUT I ASSURE YOU,I WAS FAST ASLEEP.
WELL, WE'D HAVE TOGET A WARRANT FIRST,
APPROVED BY A GRAND JURY.
I DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR THAT !
WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW !
AND I KNOW THAT KYLE ISGONNA SHOW THE PICTURE
TO EVERYBODYDURING SHOW-AND-TELL !
WELL, THEN,YOU'RE SCREWED.
Cartman Goes to Police
Cartman describes the picture to the police.
Cartman shows off his photos of Butters.x CLOSE
Mr. Stotch takes Butters to see Priest Maxi, while Cartman tries to keep his secret safe.x CLOSE
Cartman asks his mom for help.x CLOSE
Kyle explains how Cartman can cancel the Gay Polarity.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to stick his wiener in Butters' mouth.x CLOSE
Butters arrives at Camp NewGrace.x CLOSE
Cartman accuses Kyle of stealing the picture.x CLOSE
Pastor Phillips gives his sermonx CLOSE
Cartman describes the picture to the police.x CLOSE
Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about contraband.x CLOSE