( boys )♪ THAT'S WHATHIS LOVE IS FOR ♪
♪ WITH JESUSI CAN JUST SAY NO ♪
♪ AND NOT BE CONFUSEDANY MORE ♪♪
WE WILL NOW HEARA SERMON FROM PASTOR PHILLIPS.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARENEW TO CAMP,
PASTOR PHILLIPSIS SOMEBODY WHO HAS
BROKEN FREE OF THE BONDSTHAT AFFLICT YOU.
HE'S BI-CURIOUS TOO ?
BECAUSE PASTOR PHILLIPS PRAYED
AND BY THE HAND OF JESUS CHRISTHE'S NOW COMPLETELY CURED !
LET'S HEAR ITFOR PASTOR PHILLIPS, KIDS !
( clapping )
HELLO, CAMPERS !
YES, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I MYSELFUSED TO HAVE UNCLEAN URGES.
AND LIKE A LOT OF YOU,
I THOUGHT I WASJUST MADE THAT WAY.
THAT I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT GODDIDN'T WANT ME TO BE THAT WAY.
GOD WANTED ME TO BE A MAN !
SO I BUCKLED UPIN MY LITTLE SUIT
AND I PRAYED TO BE NORMAL,AND GUESS WHAT ?
IT WORKED !
THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS.
YOU SEE, RIGHT NOWYOU'RE LIKE A PAPER CLIP.
AND JUST LIKE A PAPER CLIP,
GOD NEEDS TO BEND YOUAND SHAPE YOU
AND MAKE YOU STRAIGHT.
( gun cocking )
Pastor Phillips' Sermon
Pastor Phillips gives his sermon
Cartman shows off his photos of Butters.x CLOSE
Mr. Stotch takes Butters to see Priest Maxi, while Cartman tries to keep his secret safe.x CLOSE
Cartman asks his mom for help.x CLOSE
Kyle explains how Cartman can cancel the Gay Polarity.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to stick his wiener in Butters' mouth.x CLOSE
Butters arrives at Camp NewGrace.x CLOSE
Cartman accuses Kyle of stealing the picture.x CLOSE
Pastor Phillips gives his sermonx CLOSE
Cartman describes the picture to the police.x CLOSE
Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about contraband.x CLOSE