PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT
THE BEHAVIOR OF ONEOF YOUR STUDENTS.
YES, WE APOLOGIZE FOR
ERIC CARTMAN'S BEHAVIOR,MR. NELSON.
WE FEEL TERRIBLE.
I DON'T FEEL TERRIBLE.
IT DOESN'TBOTHER ME AT ALL.
WORDS ARE LIKE BULLETS,
AND I LET 'EM PASSRIGHT THROUGH ME.
I JUST KNOW THAT WITHSOME ONE-ON-ONE TIME TOGETHER
WITH THIS ERIC CARTMAN,
I HAVE A CHANCE TOCHANGE THE WAY HE THINKS.
UH, IT MIGHT BE BEST
IF YOU JUSTLET IT GO, M-KAY.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND !
YOU SEE,WORDS ARE LIKE BULLETS.
AND IF YOU TAKE AWAYTHE GUN POWDER--
YEAH, YEAH, WE GET IT,MR. NELSON.
VERY WELL, MR. NELSON.
STACY, GO AHEADAND SEND IN ERIC CARTMAN.
( laughing hysterically )
ERIC, MR. NELSONIS CONCERNED ABOUT
HOW YOU RESPOND TOLITTLE PEOPLE.
OH, DID I HURTITS LITTLE FEELINGS ?
( laughing )
Y'KNOW, YOU THINK YOU HAVETHE POWER TO MAKE ME INSECURE,
BUT YOUR WORDS ARE ACTUALLYCOMPLETELY POWERLESS.OH, OH, OH, OH !
IF WE COULD GET LIKEEIGHT OF THESE,
WE COULD DRESS THEM ALL UPLIKE LITTLE BEAVERS, RIGHT ?
AND THEN PUT 'EM IN A POND
AND SEE IF THEYBUILD A DAM !
( laughing uncontrollably )
YOU SEE ?
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY,I'M STILL STANDING.
NO MATTER HOW YOU ACT,I CAN RISE ABOVE IT !
"RISE ABOVE IT"--GET IT ?!
SHUT YOURF---ING MOUTH !
MR. NELSON !
( laughing )HE DIDN'T GET TO ME.
I WAS JUST--I WAS JUST JOKING.
LOOK, LOOK HOW ITS FACEGETS ALL RED.
HE'S LIKEA LITTLE STRAWBERRY.
( laughing )RHAAR !
Dr. Nelson Meets Eric Cartman
Dr. Nelson unsuccessfully attempts to reason with Cartman. test
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot stop laughing at assembly guest, Dr. David Nelson: The Midget.x CLOSE
Randy learns the pain of being labeled.x CLOSE
Randy is rescued by a bunch of "Nigger Guys"x CLOSE
Randy Marsh says the n-word on "Wheel of Fortune."x CLOSE
Stan tries to smooth things over with Token.x CLOSE
Randy kisses Jesse Jackson's ass.x CLOSE
Dr. Nelson unsuccessfully attempts to reason with Cartman. testx CLOSE
Randy goes to a spoken word open mic.x CLOSE
Dr. Nelson decides to give Cartman a taste of his own medicine.x CLOSE
Randy announces the formation of the Randy Marsh African-American Scholarship Foundation.x CLOSE