( sniffs )
WELL, GAVE IT MY BEST SHOT.
LEAST WE HAD A FUN TRIP,HUH, GANG ?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUSAID THE "N" WORD
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
WELL, WHAT WAS ISUPPOSED TO DO, SHARON ?
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNAMAKE $30,000 !
STANLY, THE ONLYREASON DADDY USED THAT WORD
IS THAT HE THOUGHT HEWOULD WIN MONEY.
( school bell ringing )
DUDE, DID YOUR DAD KNOWTHAT THE SHOW
WAS BEINGBROADCAST LIVE ?
DUDE, THAT WAS THE FUNNIESTTHING I'VE EVER SEEN !
I WATCHED IT ONYouTube ABOUT 60 TIMES !
CAN WE JUST DROPTHIS PLEASE ?
I DON'T WANNATALK ABOUT IT.
YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT USYOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.
HE IS GONNA WANNA KICKYOUR CRACKER TEETH IN.
NO HE'S NOT.
IS HE ?I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST NEED TOEXPLAIN THINGS.
LOOK, I DON'T KNOWIF YOU SAW WHEEL OF FORTUNE
LAST NIGHT, BUT--
YEAH, I WAS WATCHINGWITH MY WHOLE FAMILY.
AND THEN WE SAW ALL THE REPLAYSTHIS MORNING ON THE NEWS.
LISTEN, TOKEN,MY DAD ISN'T A RACIST.
HE'S JUST STUPID,ALL RIGHT ?
HE JUST BLURTEDOUT THE "N" WORD
AND IT'S NO BIG DEAL,OKAY ?
AH, WELL, ACTUALLY IT ISKIND OF A BIG DEAL, STAN.
IT MAY BE A MISTAKE,BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW IT FEELS WHEN THATWORD COMES UP.
SO DON'T SAY ITISN'T A BIG DEAL.
OH, SH--HERE WE GO !
IT'S ON !
RACE WAR !
RACE WAR, RACE WAR !
RACE WAR'S ON,EVERYBODY !
IT'S GOING DOWN !
THE SH-- ISGOING DOWN !
TOKEN, MY DAD WASN'TTRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE.
JUST FORGET ABOUT IT !
THAT'S EASY FOR YOUTO SAY, STAN.
YEAH, COME ON,HERE WE GO !
YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'TSAY IT IN ANGER
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
THAT DOESN'T MEANI CAN JUST BE FINE.
RACE WAR--COME ON, RACE WAR !
IF YOU REALLY THINKIT'S NOT A BIG DEAL,
THEN YOU REALLYARE IGNORANT.
I'M NOT FIGHTING ANYBODY.
TOKEN FORFEITS !
WHITES WIN !
WHITES WIN !
RACE WAR'S OVER,EVERYBODY !
WHITES WON AGAIN !
Stan tries to smooth things over with Token.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot stop laughing at assembly guest, Dr. David Nelson: The Midget.x CLOSE
Randy learns the pain of being labeled.x CLOSE
Randy is rescued by a bunch of "Nigger Guys"x CLOSE
Randy Marsh says the n-word on "Wheel of Fortune."x CLOSE
Stan tries to smooth things over with Token.x CLOSE
Randy kisses Jesse Jackson's ass.x CLOSE
Dr. Nelson unsuccessfully attempts to reason with Cartman. testx CLOSE
Randy goes to a spoken word open mic.x CLOSE
Dr. Nelson decides to give Cartman a taste of his own medicine.x CLOSE
Randy announces the formation of the Randy Marsh African-American Scholarship Foundation.x CLOSE