HI... MY NAMEIS STAN MARSH.
I WAS TOLD TO COMEDOWN HERE AND TRY TO-
YES, COME IN,MR. MARSH.
I'VE BEEN TOLDALL ABOUT YOUR CASE.
IMPOUNDED BICYCLE - $83 OWED TO THE COUNTY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULDGET A JOB.
I GOT A JOB.
BUT WITHOUT MY BIKETO DO MY PAPER ROUTE,
I CAN'T MAKETHE MONEY, SEE ?
( promo music starts )
STAN MARSH ISA BRIGHT YOUNG MAN.
HE'S GOT A GREAT FAMILY,A PROMISING PAPER ROUTE.
ONLY PROBLEM IS-( record scratch )
HIS BIKE'SBEEN IMPOUNDED !
BUT NOW, HE'SABOUT TO FIND OUT,
THAT THAT GETTINGHIS BIKE BACK
ISN'T SO EASY.( music stops )
LOOK, I REALLYNEED MY BIKE.
WELL, I'M AFRAIDI CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU.
BECAUSE THEN YOUWOULDN'T LEARN ANYTHING.
WHAT DO I HAVETO LEARN ?
THIS ISN'T FAIR !
WOA, WOA, HOLD ON...
I'VE LOOKEDYOUR CASE OVER
AND I THINK MAYBE WE CANCUT A LITTLE DEAL HERE...
ACCORDING TOYOUR BACKGROUND CHECK,
WHEN YOU WEREIN KINDERGARTEN,
YOU PLAYED ON THE PARK COUNTYPEE WEE HOCKEY TEAM.
WELL, IT JUST SOHAPPENS THAT
THE PEE WEE HOCKEY TEAMTHIS YEAR, NEEDS A COACH !
( promo music again )STAN MARSH IS A WASHED-UPFOURTH GRADER.
HE'S GOT NO JOB,NO BICYCLE
AND HIS ONLY WAY OUTIS TO COACH...
A PEE WEE HOCKEY TEAM !
AND NOW, HE'SABOUT TO FIND OUT
THAT TO COACH,
YOU'VE GOT TO GROW.
Stan tries to get his bike back from the county.
Stan's first practice as coach of the South Park Pee Wee Hockey team.x CLOSE
The game ends in a tie.x CLOSE
Stan's team loses to the Detroit Red Wings.x CLOSE
Stan's bike gets towed because of overdue tickets.x CLOSE
Stan tries to get his bike back from the county.x CLOSE
Randy is worried about Stan's motives for coaching.x CLOSE
Stan's dad has a nightmare about Stan's pee wee hockey days.x CLOSE
Nelson's parents ask Stan to talk to Nelson.x CLOSE
Stan visits Nelson in the hospital.x CLOSE
Stan tells his team they have to win for Nelson.x CLOSE