WITH INFORMATION ONOUR SWORN ENEMIES,
THE ALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE !
THEY HAVE STARTEDDIGGING FOR CLAMS.
IN SECTOR J-7.
IF WE MOUNTAN ALL-OUT ATTACK,
WE CAN WIPE OUTTHEIR FOOD SUPPLY !
BUT, THOSE ARECIVILIAN OTTERS.
WE CANNOTTOLERATE THE OTTERS !
THEIR SCIENCE IS FLAWED !
THEIR ANSWER TO"THE GREAT QUESTION"
IS DIFFERENT FROM OURS.
YES, BUT SENDING OUT ALL OURSHIPS AT THE SAME TIME...
IT WOULD LEAVEOUR CITY EXPOSED.
THAT'S WHY WE HAVETO BE SUPER-DUPER SURE
THAT NOBODY FINDS OUTWE'RE DOING IT.
THE UNITEDATHEIST ALLIANCE
IS ABOUT TO SEND OUTALL ITS DEFENSE SHIPS
TO TAKE DOWN THEALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE'S
CLAM FIELDS !
PRAISE SCIENCE !
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE,YOUNG SHPECK.
TO AVENGE YOURFATHER'S DEATH.
CAREFUL, SON, JUSTBECAUSE THEIR SCIENCE
LEADS THEM TOA DIFFERENT ANSWER
TO "THE GREAT QUESTION"
DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVETHE RIGHT TO KILL THEM ALL.
NO, OUR ANSWER TO"THE GREAT QUESTION"
IS THE ONLY LOGICAL ONE.
OUR SCIENCE IS GREAT.
LET US NOT FORGETTHE GREAT RICHARD DAWKINS
WHO FINALLY FREED THE WORLDOF RELIGION, LONG AGO.
DAWKINS KNEW THATLOGIC AND REASON
WERE THE WAY OF THE FUTURE.
BUT IT WASN'T UNTILHE MET HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE
THAT HE LEARNED USINGLOGIC AND REASON ISN'T ENOUGH.
YOU HAVE TO BEA DICK TO EVERYONE
WHO DOESN'T THINK LIKE YOU.
PREPARE ALL THE TROOPS.
WE WILL LEVEL THEUNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE
TO THE GROUND !
Atheists Plan To Go To War
Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.
Cartman recovers a Nintendo Wii from a run down technology museum.x CLOSE
Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.x CLOSE
Still trying to leave the future, Cartman reaches out to Garrison for help.x CLOSE
Cartman has frozen himself for 500 years and now lives in the year 2546.x CLOSE
Cartman can't play his Nintendo Wii because it won't connect to his float screen.x CLOSE
Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.x CLOSE
Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.x CLOSE
Cartman can't afford a Crank Prank Time Phone.x CLOSE
Cartman and K-10 steal a Crank Prank Time Phone from two local boys.x CLOSE
The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.x CLOSE