COME ON... COME ON !

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GODHOW MUCH LONGER ?!

THERE YOU ARE ERIC,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

I'M WAITING FOR THE NEW NINTENDO Wii TO COME OUT !

WHEN DOES ITCOME OUT ?

THREE WEEKS !

COME ON, COME ON...

IT'S TIMEFOR SCHOOL.

NO MOM, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND !

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THINGTO COME OUT FOR MONTHS.

AND NOW...

EVERY DAY,TIME IS SLOWING DOWN.

IT'S LIKE...WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS...

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ERIC, YOU'RE JUST GOING TOHAVE TO BE PATIENT.

NOOO... NOOOO !

( school bell rings )

PRINCIPAL VICTORIAIT IS WRONG !

IT IS WRONG ANDI SIMPLY WILL NOT DO IT !

I CARE ABOUTMY STUDENTS.

AND I WILL NOTFILL THEIR HEADS WITH LIES.

I AM NOT TEACHINGEVOLUTION IN MY CLASS !

MS. GARRISON, EVOLUTION ISIN THE SCHOOL CURRICULUM.

WE HAVE TO TEACH IT.

EVOLUTION IS A THEORY.

A HAIR-BRAINED THEORYTHAT SAYS I'M A MONKEY.

I'M NOT A MONKEY,I'M A WOMAN !

M... M'KAY.

YOU REALIZE EVOLUTIONHAS BEEN PRETTY MUCH PROVEN.

I WARN YOU,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA

THOSE STUDENTS ARE NOT PREPAREDTO HEAR THIS STUFF.

OUR STUDENTS WANT TOLEARN MRS. GARRISON,

AND THEY'RE MATURE ENOUGHTO HANDLE ANYTHING.