COME ON... COME ON !
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GODHOW MUCH LONGER ?!
THERE YOU ARE ERIC,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
I'M WAITING FOR THE NEW NINTENDO Wii TO COME OUT !
WHEN DOES ITCOME OUT ?
THREE WEEKS !
COME ON, COME ON...
IT'S TIMEFOR SCHOOL.
NO MOM, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND !
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THINGTO COME OUT FOR MONTHS.
EVERY DAY,TIME IS SLOWING DOWN.
IT'S LIKE...WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS...
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ERIC, YOU'RE JUST GOING TOHAVE TO BE PATIENT.
NOOO... NOOOO !
( school bell rings )
PRINCIPAL VICTORIAIT IS WRONG !
IT IS WRONG ANDI SIMPLY WILL NOT DO IT !
I CARE ABOUTMY STUDENTS.
AND I WILL NOTFILL THEIR HEADS WITH LIES.
I AM NOT TEACHINGEVOLUTION IN MY CLASS !
MS. GARRISON, EVOLUTION ISIN THE SCHOOL CURRICULUM.
WE HAVE TO TEACH IT.
EVOLUTION IS A THEORY.
A HAIR-BRAINED THEORYTHAT SAYS I'M A MONKEY.
I'M NOT A MONKEY,I'M A WOMAN !
YOU REALIZE EVOLUTIONHAS BEEN PRETTY MUCH PROVEN.
I WARN YOU,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA
THOSE STUDENTS ARE NOT PREPAREDTO HEAR THIS STUFF.
OUR STUDENTS WANT TOLEARN MRS. GARRISON,
AND THEY'RE MATURE ENOUGHTO HANDLE ANYTHING.
Cartman Wants a Wii
Mrs. Garrison throws a fit over the theory of evolution.
Cartman buries himself in snow in the mountains.x CLOSE
Cartman receives disturbing news about the Wii.x CLOSE
Cartman learns that the entire world is atheist in the future.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison throws a fit over the theory of evolution.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison reluctantly teaches the theory of evolutionx CLOSE
Cartman can't fall asleep and goes insane.x CLOSE
Cartman decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out.x CLOSE
Richard Dawkins replaces Mrs. Garrison as the evolution teacher.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins butt heads over evolution.x CLOSE
Richard Dawkins asks Mrs. Garrison out on a date.x CLOSE