ARE YOU SURE YOU'RENOT LYING, FOLEY ?
NO, REALLY,I SHOT BOTH OF THEM !
THEY WEREN'T EVENDOIN' NOTHIN' !
HELP, PLEASE,I NEED YOUR HELP !
THAT TEACHER, MISS STEPHENSON,SHE'S LEFT TOWN WITH MY SON !
I GOT A NOTE SAYINGTHEY'RE GOING TO MILAN !
YOU'RE KIDDING !
NO, IT'S TRUE !
DAMMIT, WHERE WERE ALLTHESE SEXED UP TEACHERS
WHEN I WAS A KID ?
THIS IS SERIOUS !
YEAH, A BOY IS GOING TO MILANWITH A BEAUTIFUL OLDER WOMAN.
QUICK, CALL THE FBI.
HA !HA-HA !HA !
ARE YOU GOING TODO NOTHING ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,WE'LL MAKE A REPORT.
THERE YOU ARE-WHAT ARE DOING ?
YOU GIVING UP, BRA ?
DUDE, MY BROTHER IS IN MILAN,THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
NO, THEY HAVEN'TLEFT YET.
THEIR FLIGHT ISTOMORROW MORNING.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?
I HAD BETH CHECK OUTTHEIR TRAVELOCITY ACCOUNT.
WHO'S BETH ?
BETH IS MY BITCH.
I'VE PUT A WHOLE CREWTOGETHER, BRA.
I'M GONNA GET THATHALLWAY-DEFILING SLUT
NO MATTERWHAT IT TAKES.
ARE YOU IN ?
♪ I GOT SOME BAD-ASS GUYSTO HELP ME ♪
♪ I ONLY HAD TOPAY THEM FIFTEEN BUCKS ♪
♪ YOU THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITHNOT HAVING A HALL PASS ♪
♪ YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM MECUZ I'M THE DAWG ♪
♪ I AM THE DAWG
♪ THE BIG BAD DAWG
♪ THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITHNOT HAVING YOUR HALL PASS ♪♪
THINK AGAIN !
HOW WASTHAT, BUTTERS ?
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD !
CAN WE GET GOINGNOW, PLEASE ?
YUP, WE'RE ALL DONEWITH THE VIDEO.
LET'S MOVE OUT !
Cartman vows to track down Miss. Stevenson.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman confront the fugitives.x CLOSE
Ike and his teacher start an affair.x CLOSE
Principal Victoria makes Cartman a hallway monitor.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Butters without a hall pass.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Ike and Miss. Stevenson's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to tell his parents about Ike's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries t get the police to help.x CLOSE
Cartman vows to stop Ike and Miss. Stevenson from kissing in the hallways.x CLOSE
Cartman busts Miss. Stevenson for her affair with Ike.x CLOSE
Ike declares Kyle is dead to him.x CLOSE