FOR ALLEGEDLY HAVING AN AFFAIRWITH ONE OF HER YOUNG STUDENTS.
THE CASE IS SHOCKINGDUE MOSTLY TO THE FACT
THAT THE TEACHER,IS PRETTY HOT, TOM.
IF THE ACCUSATIONSARE TRUE, THEN...
UH, IT LOOKS LIKETHE DEFENDANT AND HER LAWYER
ARE ABOUT TO GIVEA STATEMENT, TOM.
I AM DEEPLY SORRYTO ANNOUNCE...
THAT THE ALLEGATIONSAGAINST ME ARE TRUE.
OVER THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS,
I HAVE BEEN HAVINGPHYSICAL RELATIONS
WITH ONE OF MY STUDENTS.
I KNOW MY ACTIONSWERE WRONG
BUT I CAN NOT BEFULLY TO BLAME.
YOU SEE...I AM AN ALCOHOLIC.
Yes, I'm afraidit's true...
OH NO !WHAT ?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT,
SHE'S USING THEMEL GIBSON DEFENSE !
I AM A PERFECTLY GOOD PERSON,BUT WHEN I DRINK
THE ALCOHOL MAKES MESAY AND DO THINGS
I WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO.
WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
DO WE STILLPRESS CHARGES ?
WHO ARE WE GONNA CONVICT-JOHNNY WALKER ?
POOR WOMAN,SHE'S A VICTIM.
YEAH, SHE'SA HOT VICTIM.
MY CLIENT HAS AGREED TO CHECKHERSELF INTO REHAB IMMEDIATELY.
YEAH !HOORAY !
GOOD LUCK, MA'AM !
YOU CAN BEATYOUR ALCOHOLISM !
Mel Gibson Defense
Miss. Stevenson uses alcoholism as an excuse for her actions.
Kyle and Cartman confront the fugitives.x CLOSE
Ike and his teacher start an affair.x CLOSE
Principal Victoria makes Cartman a hallway monitor.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Butters without a hall pass.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Ike and Miss. Stevenson's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to tell his parents about Ike's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries t get the police to help.x CLOSE
Cartman vows to stop Ike and Miss. Stevenson from kissing in the hallways.x CLOSE
Cartman busts Miss. Stevenson for her affair with Ike.x CLOSE
Ike declares Kyle is dead to him.x CLOSE