TEACHER HAS TO STEP OUTFOR A SECOND.
UH, IKE, COULD YOUHELP ME OUT, PLEASE ?
OH, IKE !
I JUST HAD TO HAVEA SECOND ALONE WITH YOU !
ALI BA-BA BA-BOO !
I GOT YOUR LOVE LETTER,AND I WROTE YOU ONE BACK.
JUST ONE KISS TO HOLD ME OVERTHE REST OF CLASS !
HALL INFRACTION !
WE WERE JUSTHEADING BACK IN.
YOU GOT A HALL PASS, BRA ?
I DON'T NEEDA HALL PASS.
I'M A TEACHER.
YEAH- WELL, WHERE'SHIS HALL PASS ?
LOOK, JUST LET USGET BACK IN-
GET DOWNON THE FLOOR !
WE'RE GOING BACK INSIDE-
YOU LIKE BEAR MACE,ICE HEAD ?
BEAR MACE ?
YOU'RE GOINGWITH CHRIST !
AND THAT'S WHAT I GOT,PRINCIPAL BRA.
THESE TWO WEREIN THE HALLWAYS, MAKING OUT.
SHE HAD THOSE LOVE LETTERSON HER PERSON.
"IKE, I LONG TO FEELYOUR ARMS AROUND ME."
YOU'RE HAVING A RELATIONSHIPWITH YOUR STUDENT ?
YES, DURING CLASS TIME,WITHOUT A HALL PASS.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S LIKE A HALL PASSDOESN'T EVEN MATTER TO HER.
MISS STEPHENSON, I WILL NEED TOINFORM THE POLICE.
OH GOD !
YOU JUST DEALTWITH THE DAWG, BITCH.
( sirens blaring )
SORRY, WE HAVE TO DO THIS, BUTTHE LADY PRINCIPAL INSISTED.
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER'S
SUSPECTED OF HAVING SEXWITH A STUDENT.
WITH A STUDENT ?
BUT...SHE'S A WOMAN.
YEAH, I KNOW !
BUT... SHE'S HOT !
WOW, I THINKI OWE YOU ONE, CARTMAN.
YOU DON'TOWE ME ANYTHING.
MY HALLWAYSARE CLEAN.
Cartman busts Miss. Stevenson for her affair with Ike.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman confront the fugitives.x CLOSE
Ike and his teacher start an affair.x CLOSE
Principal Victoria makes Cartman a hallway monitor.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Butters without a hall pass.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Ike and Miss. Stevenson's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to tell his parents about Ike's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries t get the police to help.x CLOSE
Cartman vows to stop Ike and Miss. Stevenson from kissing in the hallways.x CLOSE
Cartman busts Miss. Stevenson for her affair with Ike.x CLOSE
Ike declares Kyle is dead to him.x CLOSE