( school bell ringing )
GUYS, CANI TALK TO YOU ?
I NEED YOU TO KEEP QUIETABOUT THIS, ALRIGHT ?
MY LITTLE BROTHERAND HIS-
BRAS, IT'S ALMOSTCLASS TIME,
I NEED YOU TO START CLEARINGTHE HALLWAYS, ALRIGHT ?
NOT NOW, CARTMAN !
I HAVE REALLYSERIOUS PROBLEMS !
DUDE, WHAT'STHE MATTER ?
THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHERIS HAVING SEX
WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.
DAMN BRA, YOUR LITTLE BROTHERIS PRETTY COOL.
IT'S NOT COOL !
IKE ISN'T OLD ENOUGHTO UNDERSTAND !
WHAT'S TO UNDERSTAND ?
YOU GET A BONER, SLAP HERTITTIES AROUND SOME
AND THEN STICK ITINSIDE HER AND PEE.
"STICK IT INSIDEHER AND PEE."
WELL, OKAY FINE, UNLESS YOUDON'T WANT TO GET HER PREGNANT,
THEN YOU PULL IT OUTAND PEE ON HER LEG.
DUDE, I REALLY DON'TSEE A PROBLEM.
YEAH, I'VE GOTBIGGER THINGS TO DEAL WITH.
YOU GUYS DON'TUNDERSTAND !
HIS WHACKO TEACHERIS LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL !
THEY PASS NOTES TO EACH OTHERIN THE CLASSROOM.
THEY HAVE SEX ATHER HOUSE OVER LUNCH BREAK
AND DURING CLASS THEY SNEAK OUTAND KISS IN THE HALLWAYS !
THEY WHAT ?
THEY SNEAK OUT DURING CLASS ANDMAKE OUT IN THE HALLWAYS !
HANG ON A SECOND.
MAKING OUT IN THE HALLWAYS ISSTRICTLY AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY.
WELL, THEY'RE DOING IT.
YEAH, WELL NOWIT'S PERSONAL.
THE HALLWAYSARE MY JURISDICTION.
IF THERE'S A HALLWAYINFRACTION GOING ON...
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TODEAL WITH THE DAWG.
Now It's Personal
Cartman vows to stop Ike and Miss. Stevenson from kissing in the hallways.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman confront the fugitives.x CLOSE
Ike and his teacher start an affair.x CLOSE
Principal Victoria makes Cartman a hallway monitor.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Butters without a hall pass.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Ike and Miss. Stevenson's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to tell his parents about Ike's affair.x CLOSE
Kyle tries t get the police to help.x CLOSE
Cartman vows to stop Ike and Miss. Stevenson from kissing in the hallways.x CLOSE
Cartman busts Miss. Stevenson for her affair with Ike.x CLOSE
Ike declares Kyle is dead to him.x CLOSE