YOU'VE GOT A WHOLESCHOOL HERE, CLYDE, M'KAY ?
YOU'VE GOT OVERTHREE HUNDRED PEOPLE
THAT NEED TO USETHE BOYS ROOM.
AND YOU DECIDE YOU'RE GONNABE A COMEDIAN, M'KAY,
AND PINCH ONE OFFIN THE URINAL
AND LEAVE IT LAYING THERE FOREVERYONE TO HAVE TO LOOK AT.
M'KAY, YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY,BUT NOBODY ELSE DOES.
THEY'VE GOT TOWALK INTO THAT BATHROOM
AND SEE YOUR RANCID DOOK
PROPPED AGAINSTTHE BACK OF THE URINAL
LIKE A BROWN RAG DOLL.
MR. MACKEY, CLYDE'SPARENTS ARE HERE.
M'KAY, THAT'S GOOD.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOURMOM AND DAD HAVE TO SAY
ABOUT YOURLITTLE POOPSCAPADE.
COME ON IN, PLEASE,
I'M JUST TRYING TOGET YOUR SON TO EXPLAIN
WHY HE WOULD DROPA DOOK IN THE URINAL.
THERE'S SOMETHINGYOU SHOULD KNOW...
Clyde Did It
Clyde is blamed for dropping a duke in the urinal.
The town considers the legitimacy of conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
President Bush admits he caused 9/11.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle find out the truth about 9/11.x CLOSE
Somebody went #2 in the urinal and Mr. Mackey wants answers.x CLOSE
The Hardly Boys are brought in to find the culprit.x CLOSE
Cartman annoys the boys with his conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
Cartman tells the class that Kyle is responsible for September 11th.x CLOSE
Stan offers Kyle Some Help .x CLOSE
A possible urinal culprit has been caught.x CLOSE
The cops bust Stan, Kyle, and the 911Truth.org guy.x CLOSE