HI, WE WERE HOPINGYOU CAN HELP US.
MY FRIEND ISBEING BLAMEDFOR 9-11.
OH JEEZ,COME ON IN, KIDS.
IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE BEINGBLAMED FOR 9-11 EVERY DAY.
THEY ARE ?
YEAH IT'S A WAY OFKEEPING PEOPLE
FROM SEEINGTHE REAL EVIDENCE.
I KNOW IT SEEMS CRAZY,
BUT 9-11 WAS PULLED OFFBY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT.
SO THEY COULD GAIN SUPPORT FORATTACKING THE MIDDLE EAST.
WHAT ?NO, NO, NO.
I KNOW IT'SHARD TO BELIEVE.
DUDE, WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENTATTACK ITS OWN BUILDINGS ?
IT'S CALLEDTHE FALSE FLAG POLICY.
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE ENEMYHAS ATTACKED YOU.
GET ALL YOUR CITIZENS RILED UPAND WAVING AMERICAN FLAGS
THEN YOU'RE FREE TO INVADEANY COUNTRY YOU WANT.
LOOK INTO EVIDENCEOF 9-11 AND YOU'LL SEE
THERE ARE A LOT OF HOLESIN THEIR STORY !
THERE'S A LOT OF HOLES INTHE THEORY OF EVOLUTION TOO,
IT DOESN'TMEAN IT'S WRONG.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND !
THE GOVERNMENTCONTROLS EVERYTHING.
THE MEDIA,THE CORPORATIONS
THEY HAVE THE POWER TO DOANYTHING THEY WANT !
HERE LOOK, READ THE LABELSON THESE !
GO ON !READ THEM !
WE THINK THEY CAME FROMA GOVERNMENT OFFICE.
WHAT IS IT ?
SOMEDAY, WE'LL USE IT ASEVIDENCE AGAINST THEM.
STAN, WE CAN'T BE SEENWITH THIS NUT JOB !
RAHGHGH !HANDS UP !DON'T MOVE !
( sirens blaring )
AW-AW ! AWWWWW !
Kyle Holds Anthrax
The cops bust Stan, Kyle, and the 911Truth.org guy.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The town considers the legitimacy of conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
President Bush admits he caused 9/11.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle find out the truth about 9/11.x CLOSE
Somebody went #2 in the urinal and Mr. Mackey wants answers.x CLOSE
The Hardly Boys are brought in to find the culprit.x CLOSE
Cartman annoys the boys with his conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
Cartman tells the class that Kyle is responsible for September 11th.x CLOSE
Stan offers Kyle Some Help .x CLOSE
A possible urinal culprit has been caught.x CLOSE
The cops bust Stan, Kyle, and the 911Truth.org guy.x CLOSE