DID THEY FIND OUT WHOCRAPPED IN THE URINAL YET ?
THEY AREN'T GOING TOFIND OUT WHO DID IT.
BUT THEY'LL MAKE UPA SCAPEGOAT,
SEND HIM TO DETENTION
AND MAKE USALL BELIEVE IT.
IT'LL BE 9-11ALL OVER AGAIN.
WILL YOU SHUT UPABOUT 9-11 ?
KYLE, WHY ARE YOUSO AFRAID OF THE TRUTH ?
BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO THINKS9-11 WAS A CONSPIRACY
IS A RETARD !
OH REALLY ?
DID YOU KNOW THAT OVERONE-FOURTH OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA
THINK THAT 9-11WAS A CONSPIRACY ?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT ONE-FOURTHOF AMERICANS ARE RETARDS ?
YES, I'M SAYING ONE-FOURTHOF AMERICANS ARE RETARDS.
YEAH, AT LEASTONE-FOURTH.
LET'S TAKE A TEST SAMPLE: THERE'S FOUR OF US,
YOU'RE A RETARD-THAT'S ONE-FOURTH.
THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLEWHO KNOW THE TRUTH, KYLE.
HEY FELLAS !
BUTTERS, DO YOU THINK9-11 WAS JUST A PLOT
BY SOME ANGRY TERRORISTS,
OR DO YOU THINK THERE WASSOME KIND OF COVER UP ?
WELL, I HEARD THAT 9-11WAS CAUSED BY PRESIDENT BUSH.
AH HA, YOU SEE ?
WHERE DID YOUHEAR THAT ?
I REST MY CASE.
BUTTERS, YOU DON'T REALLYBELIEVE THAT DO YOU ?
WUL... I MEAN...YOU NEVER KNOW.
THE GOVERNMENT DOES SOMEPRETTY SPOOKY THINGS.
THE GOVERNMENT AND THECORPORATIONS HEADED BY THE JEWS
THAT CARRIED OUT 9-11.
THAT'S RIGHT, BUTTERS.
GOD DAMMIT !
YOU SEEWHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU SPREAD THISSTUPID CRAP, FAT ASS !
WHAT- PEOPLE SEETHE TRUTH ?
CAN I GO NOW ?
YOU GUYS ARE BLIND !
I CAN'T BELIEVETHAT EVERYONE HERE
IS JUST BUYING INTO WHATTHEY'RE TOLD BY THE MEDIA.
I'M GOING TO GOFIND OUT THE TRUTH.
I'M GONNA BLOW THE LID OFFTHIS WHOLE 9-11 CONSPIRACY
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
♪ IS IT WRONG FOR METO ASK QUESTIONS ♪
♪ IS IT WRONGTO SEEK THE TRUTH ♪
♪ I CAN'T JUST BLINDLYACCEPT THEIR VERSION ♪
♪ I CAN'T BASE MY LOGICON PROOF ♪
♪ ALMOST ALL THE EVIDENCEPOINTS ONE WAY ♪
♪ BUT I'M LIKE CHARLIE SHEENAND GLORIA ESTEFAN ♪
♪ I NEED TO KNOWWHAT REALLY HAPPENED ♪
♪ ON 9-11
♪ 9-11, 9-11
♪ WHAT REALLY HAPPENEDON 9-11... ♪♪
OF COURSE...IT'S SO OBVIOUS...
HOW DID WE NOTSEE IT BEFORE...
9/11 All Over Again
Cartman annoys the boys with his conspiracy theories.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The town considers the legitimacy of conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
President Bush admits he caused 9/11.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle find out the truth about 9/11.x CLOSE
Somebody went #2 in the urinal and Mr. Mackey wants answers.x CLOSE
The Hardly Boys are brought in to find the culprit.x CLOSE
Cartman annoys the boys with his conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
Cartman tells the class that Kyle is responsible for September 11th.x CLOSE
Stan offers Kyle Some Help .x CLOSE
A possible urinal culprit has been caught.x CLOSE
The cops bust Stan, Kyle, and the 911Truth.org guy.x CLOSE