( school bell ringing )
...AND SO CLASS,
THAT IS WHEN JOLIECOUNTERED BACK TO ANISTON
AND SAID THINGS LIKE--
OH HELLO,MR. MACKEY.
ALL THE GIRLS GO OUTIN THE HALL, PLEASE.
I NEED TO SPEAK WITH THEBOYS OF THIS CLASS, M'KAY.
BOYS, WE HAVEA VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM.
I'VE JUST COME FROMTHE MEN'S RESTROOM,
AND SOMEBODY...WENT NUMBER TWO IN THE URINAL.
WHAT'S A URINAL ?
THE WALL TOILETFOR PEEING IN.
AND SOME JOKESTER,TOOK A POOP IN IT, M'KAY.
NOW, I WANT WHOEVER DID ITTO COME FORWARD RIGHT NOW
AND IT WILL BE LESS PAINFULFOR EVERYBODY, M'KAY ?
WHO WOULD TAKE A DUMPIN THE URINAL.
IT'S SUCH ASENSELESS CRIME.
MR. MACKEY, I THINKYOU MIGHT WANT TO ENTERTAIN
THAT THIS IS SOME KIND OFCONSPIRACY...
OH GOD, HERE WEGO AGAIN.
9-11 WAS NOTA CONSPIRACY, FAT ASS !
OH REALLY ?
DO YOU JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHINGYOU'RE TOLD, KYLE ?
EXCUSE ME !
CAN WE GET BACK TOTHE ISSUE, PLEASE ?
YOU ALL DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTANDHOW SERIOUS THIS IS !
NOW WHO MADE DOOKIEIN THE URINAL ?
( all snickering )
OH YOU THINKIT'S FUNNY, HUH ?
M'KAY, M'KAY, YOU'RE GONNATHINK IT'S REAL FUNNY
WHEN THE POLICE GET HERE !
Dookie in the Urinal
Somebody went #2 in the urinal and Mr. Mackey wants answers.
The town considers the legitimacy of conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
President Bush admits he caused 9/11.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle find out the truth about 9/11.x CLOSE
Somebody went #2 in the urinal and Mr. Mackey wants answers.x CLOSE
The Hardly Boys are brought in to find the culprit.x CLOSE
Cartman annoys the boys with his conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
Cartman tells the class that Kyle is responsible for September 11th.x CLOSE
Stan offers Kyle Some Help .x CLOSE
A possible urinal culprit has been caught.x CLOSE
The cops bust Stan, Kyle, and the 911Truth.org guy.x CLOSE