FROM A SMALL TOWNIN COLORADO.
ARE THEY STRONG ENOUGHTO DEFEAT THE EVIL ONE ?
WE RAN THE NUMBERS, EVEN WITHTHEIR AMAZING RISE IN LEVELS,
THEY HAVE A NINETY PERCENTMORTALITY PROBABILITY.
THEY'D BE WALKINGINTO A SLAUGHTER.
THERE HAS TO BE, SOME WAYWE CAN HELP THEM...
"THE SWORD OFA THOUSAND TRUTHS" ?
QUIET, THOMAS, WE AREN'TTO EVEN SPEAK OF THAT SWORD !
BUT MAYBE THESENEW PLAYERSARE THE ONES
THE PROPHECYFORETOLD OF !
IT IS NOTAN OPTION !
WHAT IS THIS SWORD ?
LONG AGO, WHEN THEWORLD OF WARCRAFT WAS CREATED,
ONE OF THE PROGRAMMERSPUT A SWORD, CALLED
"THE SWORD OFA THOUSAND TRUTHS"
INTO THE GAME INVENTORY.
APPARENTLY IT COULD CAUSE120 DAMAGE PER SECOND
WITH AN INSTANT MANA BURNAND AN ENCHANTMENT
THAT BOOSTED STAMINAPLUS EIGHTY.
BUT, THE SWORD WASCONSIDERED TO BE
TOO POWERFUL FORANYONE TO POSSESS.
SO IT WAS REMOVEDFROM THE GAME
AND STORED ONA ONE-GIG FLASH DRIVE.
BUT IT WAS FORETOLDTHAT ONE DAY
PLAYERS WHO COULDWIELD THE SWORD
MIGHT REVEAL THEMSELVES.
WHO FORETOLDTHIS PROPHECY ?
SALTZMAN... HE'S IN ACCOUNTING.
BEHOLD... THE SWORD OFA THOUSAND TRUTHS.
WE MUST GET THIS SWORDTO THE ONES WHO HAVE PROVEN
THEY HAVE NO LIFE.
LET'S JUST HOPE TO CHRISTTHEY DON'T START THE BATTLE
BEFORE WE CAN REACH THEM.
The Sword of a Thousand Truths
The Blizzard board members resolve to give the boys a special sword.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The boys fail to defeat the World of Warcraft killer.x CLOSE
The boys become fat and pimply by playing World of Warcraft during a montage.x CLOSE
The boys defeat the killer and the World... of Warcraft is saved.x CLOSE
The boys get ganked in the World of Warcraft.x CLOSE
The Blizzard board members discuss the mysterious killer.x CLOSE
Stan's dad plays World of Warcraft at work.x CLOSE
Cartman and the boys plan to team up to defeat the mysterious killer.x CLOSE
The Blizzard board members resolve to give the boys a special sword.x CLOSE
The boys prepare for battle.x CLOSE
Randy must find a way to sign in and give Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.x CLOSE