SOME GIANT BUTTHOLE KEEPSLOGGING ONTO WARCRAFT
AND KILLINGALL OUR CHARACTERS.
THE PAST FOUR NIGHTSWE'VE TRIED TO PLAY
HE SHOWS UPAND KILLS US !
HE KILLED MY CHARACTER
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLEOF A QUEST !
MINE TOO !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWE'VE LEARNED THAT
CAN'T FIGHT HIM ALONE.
BUT IF WE ALLLOG IN TOGETHER
WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE.
HEY, YEAH !
WE CAN REALLY STICK ITTO THAT ASS MUNCH.
ARE YOU GUYS DUMB ?
WE CAN'T BEAT HIM,EVEN WITH ALL OF US.
IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
DUDE, WE HAVE TO TRY.
I'VE GOT BETTERTHINGS TO DO.
CLYDE, CLYDE !
IF YOU HAD A CHANCE RIGHT NOWTO GO BACK IN TIME
AND STOP HITLER,WOULDN'T YOU DO IT ?
I MEAN, I PERSONALLYWOULDN'T STOP HIM
CUZ I THINK HE WAS AWESOME,BUT YOU WOULD, RIGHT ?
I'M JUST GONNASTOP PLAYING.
WHEN HITLER ROSE TO POWERTHERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE
WHO JUST 'STOPPED PLAYING'.
YOU KNOW WHOTHOSE PEOPLE WERE ?
ARE YOUFRENCH, CLYDE ?
VOULEZ VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI, CLYDE ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,I'LL DO IT !
SO WHAT'STHE P-P-PLAN ?
ALRIGHT, LOG IN TONIGHTFROM YOUR COMPUTERS
AT PRECISELY 7:30.
WE WILL MEET HERE ON THEPLAINS OF THE ELWYNN FOREST
MY FRIENDS... TO VICTORY !
TO VICTORY !TO VICTORY !TO VICTORY !
I DON'T PLAY"WORLD OF WARCRAFT".
BUTTERS, YOU SAID YOU'REON YOUR COMPUTER ALL THE TIME.
YEAH, BUT I'M PLAYING'HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTURE'.
BUTTERS, GO BUYWORLD OF WARCRAFT,
INSTALL IT ON YOUR COMPUTER,AND JOIN THE ONLINE SENSATION
BEFORE WE ALL MURDER YOU.
OH, ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT THEN...
Cartman and the boys plan to team up to defeat the mysterious killer.
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The boys fail to defeat the World of Warcraft killer.x CLOSE
The boys become fat and pimply by playing World of Warcraft during a montage.x CLOSE
The boys defeat the killer and the World... of Warcraft is saved.x CLOSE
The boys get ganked in the World of Warcraft.x CLOSE
The Blizzard board members discuss the mysterious killer.x CLOSE
Stan's dad plays World of Warcraft at work.x CLOSE
Cartman and the boys plan to team up to defeat the mysterious killer.x CLOSE
The Blizzard board members resolve to give the boys a special sword.x CLOSE
The boys prepare for battle.x CLOSE
Randy must find a way to sign in and give Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.x CLOSE