YEAH, WE BOUGHT YOUR GAME,AND PLAY IT ONLINE.
BUT EVERY TIMEWE LOG IN
SOME OTHER PLAYERCOMES IN AND KILLS US.
OH, THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN.
WE DESIGNEDTHE GAME SO THAT
PLAYERS HAVE TO AGREETO A DUEL
BEFORE THEY CANKILL EACH OTHER.
YEAH, WELL THIS GUYDOES IT ANYWAY !
HE'S A GOD DAMNBUTTHOLE !
REALLY, THAT'S ODD-
-more people calling in
about their charactersgetting killed.
WELL, WE'LL CERTAINLYKEEP A LOOKOUT FOR THAT PLAYER
AND BAN HIMFROM THE NETWORK.
Better tellthe guys upstairs !
FELLOW BOARD MEMBERS,WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
SOMEBODY IN THEWORLD OF WARCRAFT
IS IGNORINGTHE WORLD'S RULES...
AND IS GOING AROUNDKILLING INNOCENT PLAYERS.
WHY KILLINNOCENT PLAYERS ?
THE GAME IS ABOUTFINISHING QUESTS.
WE'VE GOT TO DELETE HIMFROM THE SERVERS.
WHOEVER THIS PLAYER IS,
HE'S PLAYED"WORLD OF WARCRAFT" SO MUCH,
THAT HE HAS REACHED A LEVELWE THOUGHT UNREACHABLE...
HE IS ACTUALLY ABLETO KILL OUR ADMINS
AND HE GROWS STRONGEREVERY DAY.
JESUS, I'VE GOT TOGET HOME !
MY KIDS ARE PLAYINGWORLD OF WARCRAFT,RIGHT NOW !
JIM... YOUR KIDS CHARACTERSARE ALREADY DEAD.
THEY JUSTSTARTED PLAYING !
WHAT KIND OF PERSONWOULD DO THIS ?
ONLY ONE KIND-WHOEVER THIS PERSON IS
HE HAS PLAYEDWORLD OF WARCRAFT
NEARLY EVERY HOUROF EVERY DAY
FOR THE PASTYEAR AND A HALF.
GENTLEMEN, WE ARE DEALINGWITH SOMEONE HERE WHO...
HAS ABSOLUTELYNO LIFE.
HOW DO YOU KILL...THAT WHICH HAS NO LIFE ?
The Blizzard board members discuss the mysterious killer.
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The boys prepare for battle.x CLOSE
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