I JUST TOOKTHE BIGGEST CRAP !
HEY, WHERE AREYOU GUYS ?
WE'RE OVER HERE,BY THE CART !
OKAY, I'M BACK.
DUDE, WE'VE BEENWAITING FOREVER !
WELL I'M SORRY,I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP !
IF YOU DIDN'TEAT SO MUCH
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DIARRHEAALL THE TIME, FAT ASS.
HEY, I DON'T NEED TOTAKE ANY LIP
FROM A FRICKIN' GIRL !
( mumbling )I THINK KENNY HAS SWEET--
HA, HA, TOTALLY !
( Kyle )COME ON, WE HAVE TOFINISH THE QUEST
HANG ON GUYS,MY DAD WANTS SOMETHING.
YOU'VE BEEN ON YOURCOMPUTER ALL WEEKEND !
SHOULDN'T YOU GO OUT ANDSOCIALIZE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ?
I AM SOCIALIZING, R-TARD !
I'M LOGGED ON TOAN M-M-O-R-P-G
WITH PEOPLE FROMALL OVER THE WORLD
AND GETTING X-P WITHMY PARTY USING TEAMSPEAK.
I'M NOT AN R-TARD...
SO WHERE TO NOW ?
SEE WHERE I AM-IT'S THIS WAY.
YEAH, COME ON,LET'S GO.
RIGHT-CLICK ON ME TO FOLLOW.
I AM THE MIGHTIEST DWARFIN ALL OF AZEROTH !
WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW !
YEAH, IT'S BULLCRAP.
I'LL BET HALF OFTHESE PEOPLE ARE KOREANS.
OH CRAP, IT'STHAT GUY AGAIN !
WHO IS THIS ?
THIS IS THE GUYTHAT KEPT KILLING US
LAST NIGHT AFTERYOU WENT TO BED !
GET OUTTA HERE, ASSHOLE !
HE'S A WAY HIGHERLEVEL THAN US !
IT ISN'T FAIR !
IT'S ALRIGHT,HE CAN'T KILL US
UNLESS WE AGREE TO DUEL.
AHHHG... UGHN !
OH MY GOD,HE KILLED KENNY !
YOU BASTARD !
DON'T YOU HAVEBETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN GOING ONLINE,KILLING PEOPLE ?
NO, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO
START OVERAT THE GRAVEYARD, NO !
THAT SON OF A BITCH !
WHO IS THAT GUY ?
WHOEVER HE IS,
HE IS ONE TOUGHBAD ASS.
Inside the World of Warcraft
The boys get ganked in the World of Warcraft.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The boys fail to defeat the World of Warcraft killer.x CLOSE
The boys become fat and pimply by playing World of Warcraft during a montage.x CLOSE
The boys defeat the killer and the World... of Warcraft is saved.x CLOSE
The boys get ganked in the World of Warcraft.x CLOSE
The Blizzard board members discuss the mysterious killer.x CLOSE
Stan's dad plays World of Warcraft at work.x CLOSE
Cartman and the boys plan to team up to defeat the mysterious killer.x CLOSE
The Blizzard board members resolve to give the boys a special sword.x CLOSE
The boys prepare for battle.x CLOSE
Randy must find a way to sign in and give Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.x CLOSE