SO HOW IS YOUR SONDOING, MRS. CARTMAN ?
OH HE'S BEENAMAZING CESAR.
HE GOT AN "A" ON HISLAST SPELLING TEST
AND A "B+" IN HISTORY !
HE'S LOSING WEIGHT
AND HE'S DOINGWHAT I TELL HIM !
THAT'S GREAT !
THE BEST PART IS
I'M NOT LETTING HIMBOSS ME AROUND ANYMORE.
I COULD HAVENEVER COME OUT
AND HAD A NICE LUNCHON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON
WITH A FRIEND BEFORE !
GOOD MRS. CARTMAN,
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TREATINGYOUR SON LIKE A SON
AND NOT LIKE A FRIEND.
THERE'S JUSTONE PROBLEM.
HE STILL FIGHTS MEEVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
I FEEL LIKE HE'S DOINGWHAT I TELL HIM,
BUT THAT INSIDE HE'SSTILL THE SAME ANGRY,
WHEN YOU CORRECTTHE BEHAVIOR,
EVENTUALLY YOU WILL SEEA CHANGE IN THE PERSONALITY.
OH CESAR, I'M SO HAPPYTO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.
GUYS... LISTEN UP.
I REALLY NEEDYOUR HELP THIS TIME.
I'VE THOUGHTABOUT IT A LOT,
AND I'VE DECIDED...I HAVE TO KILL MY MOM.
KILL YOUR MOM ?
SHE DOESN'T LET MEWEAR WHAT I WANT ANYMORE.
THINGS HAVE REALLYGOTTEN OUT OF HAND.
MY MOM MUST DIE
SO I CAN STILL HAVEA PLACE TO LIVE,
BUT WITHOUT HER TRYINGTO RUN MY LIFE.
SHE'S LIKE HITLER WITH ALLTHE DEMANDS SHE MAKES.
DUDE, HAVE YOU LOSTMORE WEIGHT ?
I'VE LOST ALMOSTTEN POUNDS NOW !
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ?
I TOTALLY KNOW HOW ITFELT TO BE A JEW
IN THE HOLOCAUST NOW.
I HAVE TO KILL MY MOM,IT'S MY ONLY WAY OUT.
DUDE, DON'TKILL YOUR MOM.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
WOULD YOU HAVEKILLED HITLER
IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE ?
ALRIGHT, NOWHERE'S THE PLAN--
AT 9:45 TONIGHT,I WILL SNEAK OUT OF MY ROOM.
AND LEAVE THE HOUSE, LEAVINGTHE BACK DOOR UNLOCKED.
YOU GUYS COME INTO THE HOUSEAT 10:30 PM SHARP,
HAVING GIVEN ME ENOUGH TIMETO GET DOWN TO PERKINS
AND BE SEEN BYEVERYONE THERE,
AND THEN ALL FOUR OF YOUGO UPSTAIRS TO KILL MY MOM.
DUDE, WE'RE NOTKILLING YOUR MOM.
WELL, I CAN'TKILL HER,
I'M TOO OBVIOUSOF A SUSPECT !
NOW, WHEN YOUREACH HER ROOM,
BUTTERS WILLKEEP A LOOKOUT,
WHILE KENNY OPENSTHE BEDROOM DOOR,
KYLE PUTS A PILLOWOVER MY MOM'S HEAD,
AND STAN SHOOTS HERIN THE FACE.
WHERE AM I SUPPOSEDTO GET A GUN ?
WELL I DON'T KNOW,THAT'S YOUR JOB, STAN !
DO I HAVE TO THINKOF EVERYTHING HERE ?
I'M NOT SHOOTING ANYBODY.
BUTTERS YOU COVERMY MOM'S HEAD WITH A PILLOW
AND KYLE CAN SHOOT HERIN THE FACE.
NO, CARTMAN !
OH, WELL HOW ABOUTI JUST DO EVERYTHING ?
HOW DOES THAT SOUND ?
I'LL JUSTDO EVERYTHING
WHILE YOU GUYS SIT HEREAND PLAY VIDEO GAMES !
FINE, I'LLDO IT BY MYSELF !
Plan to Kill Mom
Cartman plots to kill his mom.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman's behavior is so bad it chases a TV nanny from his home.x CLOSE
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.x CLOSE
Cartman sends Super Nanny to a mental hospital within three days.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman is housebroken at last, and takes orders from his mom.x CLOSE