ALRIGHT, I'M BACK.
OH ERIC !
I'M SO HAPPYYOU'RE HOME !
YES, WELL, HOPEFULLYYOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
I'VE COME BACK,
BUT THERE'S GOING TO BESOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.
LOOK WHATI DID, ERIC !
I LEARNED HOW TO MAKESUMI-E PAINTINGS !
I'D ALMOST FORGOTTENHOW ARTISTIC I WAS !
BUT I'VE BEEN OUTLIVING ON THE STREETS
FOR ALMOST FOUR HOURS.
MAKE ME SOMETHINGTO EAT.
HOW'S THEPAINTING GOING ?OH GOD DAMMIT !
OH LOOKIT CAME BACK !
YUP, JUST LIKEYOU SAID HE WOULD !
WHAT IS HESTILL DOING HERE ?
HE SAID HE'S HUNGRY,WHAT SHOULD I DO ?
LET'S FEED IT !
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?
SKINLESS CHICKEN,BOILED VEGETABLES AND SALAD ?
THIS IS JUST LIKEAUSCHWITZ !
THIS IS MORE AGGRESSIVEDOMINANT BEHAVIOR,
DON'T NURTURE IT.
OH MY GOD-
I'M CALLINGCHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES !
COME ON, MRS. CARTMANYOU MUST BECOME PACK LEADER.
WHAT DO YOU DO ?
ERIC, IF YOUDON'T WANT TO EAT,
THEN WHY DON'T YOUJUST GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AND GO TO BED ?
NO -- YOU'REASKING HIM A FAVOR.
DON'T ASK A FAVOR,DOMINATE.
MOM, I WANT THIS GUYOUT OF HERE, YOU GOT IT ?
IF HE'S NOT GONEIN TWO MINUTES
I WILL CALLSOCIAL SERVICES ON YOU !
YOU PROJECTTHE DOMINANT ENERGY,
AND HE WILLPICK UP ON IT,
SHOULDERS BACK,HEAD HIGH.
DON'T REASON WITH IT,DON'T ARGUE WITH IT,
JUST DOMINATE IT.
I AM YOUR SON
AND YOU WILLLISTEN TO ME !
YOU HAVENO RIGHT TO--
MOM, KNOCK IT OFF !
I AM NOT GOINGTO STAND FOR--
WHY ARE YOUDOING THIS ?
I DID IT !
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman's behavior is so bad it chases a TV nanny from his home.x CLOSE
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.x CLOSE
Cartman sends Super Nanny to a mental hospital within three days.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman is housebroken at last, and takes orders from his mom.x CLOSE