AND NOW, BACK TOTHE DOG WHISPERER.

IT IS IMPORTANTTO UNDERSTAND

THAT DOGS RUN IN PACKS.

AND ONE DOGIS ALWAYS DOMINANT-

THE PACK LEADER.

GOD DAMMIT,STOP IGNORING ME !

YOU MUST ASSERT YOURSELFAS PACK LEADER

WITH DOMINANT ENERGY.

ALRIGHT !

THIS IS ABUSE !

I'M A CHILD AND I AMENTITLED TO ATTENTION !

QUIT IT, MOM !

IT DOESN'T SEEM TO WORKAS WELL WHEN I DO IT.

OKAY, LET MESHOW YOU HOW

TO EXPRESSTHE DOMINANT ENERGY.

WHAT I HAVE DONE IS

I HAVE BROUGHT SOMEKENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN...

OOH, COLONEL ?

I AM GOING TOEAT FIRST,

BECAUSE THAT IS WHATPACK LEADER DOES.

GIMME-- GIMME THE CHICKEN.

GIMME SOME CHICKEN !

UGH- WHAT AREYOU DOING ?

I WANT CHICKEN.

GIMME SOMEGODDAMN CHICKEN !

I AM NOT GOINGTO ACKNOWLEDGE

THE CHILD'S ATTEMPT

AT AGGRESSIVE,DOMINANT BEHAVIOR.

NOW YOU EATTHE CHICKEN.

MOM, GIVE MESOME CHICKEN.

I WANT CHICKEN MOM !

WE WON'T REWARD HIMUNTIL HE'S IN A CALM,

SUBMISSIVE BEHAVIOR.

GOD DAMMITI AM NOT A DOG !

GIMME THE CHICKEN.

GIMME THE CHICKEN,I WANT THE CHICKEN.

THE CHICKEN !

GIMME CHICKEN !GIMME CHICKEN !

GIMME CHICKEN !

WE NEED HIM TO BECOMERELAXED AND SUBMISSIVE.

OKAY, I'M FINEI'M COOL NOW.

MAY I HAVE SOMECHICKEN PLEASE ?

OH VERY GOOD, SWEETIE.

NO, NO,NOW HE'S LYING.

YOU CAN TELLFROM HIS STANCE

HE'S STILLAGGRESSIVE DOMINANT.

SUCK MY ASSHOLE,TACO BENDER !

SEE ?

GOD DAMMIT !YOU CAN'T STAND HERE

AND EAT K-F-CIN FRONT OF ME !

NOW HAND IT OVER--

YOU CAN'TDO THAT TO ME !

I-

GIVE ME THE-

EH... EHHH...

I AM NOT BEINGAGGRESSIVE,

I AM BEING DOMINANT.

WOW, I HAVEA LOT TO LEARN.

MOM, I'M SERIOUS,

THIS HAS GONE ONLONG ENOUGH !

GET THAT GUY OUTTA HERE

AND GIVE ME A PIECEOF CHICKEN !

THAT'S HOW YOUWANT IT, BITCH ?

FINE !

I HATE YOU-I'M RUNNING AWAY !

OH DEAR...

THAT'S OKAY,

THIS IS ALL PARTOF THE DOMINANT STRUGGLE.

BUT WHAT IF HEDOES RUN AWAY ?

LET HIM GO,HE'LL BE BACK.

THIS IS A GOODOPPORTUNITY FOR YOU

TO RELAX OR ENJOYYOUR FAVORITE HOBBY.