AND NOW, BACK TOTHE DOG WHISPERER.
IT IS IMPORTANTTO UNDERSTAND
THAT DOGS RUN IN PACKS.
AND ONE DOGIS ALWAYS DOMINANT-
THE PACK LEADER.
GOD DAMMIT,STOP IGNORING ME !
YOU MUST ASSERT YOURSELFAS PACK LEADER
WITH DOMINANT ENERGY.
THIS IS ABUSE !
I'M A CHILD AND I AMENTITLED TO ATTENTION !
QUIT IT, MOM !
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO WORKAS WELL WHEN I DO IT.
OKAY, LET MESHOW YOU HOW
TO EXPRESSTHE DOMINANT ENERGY.
WHAT I HAVE DONE IS
I HAVE BROUGHT SOMEKENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN...
OOH, COLONEL ?
I AM GOING TOEAT FIRST,
BECAUSE THAT IS WHATPACK LEADER DOES.
GIMME-- GIMME THE CHICKEN.
GIMME SOME CHICKEN !
UGH- WHAT AREYOU DOING ?
I WANT CHICKEN.
GIMME SOMEGODDAMN CHICKEN !
I AM NOT GOINGTO ACKNOWLEDGE
THE CHILD'S ATTEMPT
AT AGGRESSIVE,DOMINANT BEHAVIOR.
NOW YOU EATTHE CHICKEN.
MOM, GIVE MESOME CHICKEN.
I WANT CHICKEN MOM !
WE WON'T REWARD HIMUNTIL HE'S IN A CALM,
GOD DAMMITI AM NOT A DOG !
GIMME THE CHICKEN.
GIMME THE CHICKEN,I WANT THE CHICKEN.
THE CHICKEN !
GIMME CHICKEN !GIMME CHICKEN !
GIMME CHICKEN !
WE NEED HIM TO BECOMERELAXED AND SUBMISSIVE.
OKAY, I'M FINEI'M COOL NOW.
MAY I HAVE SOMECHICKEN PLEASE ?
OH VERY GOOD, SWEETIE.
NO, NO,NOW HE'S LYING.
YOU CAN TELLFROM HIS STANCE
HE'S STILLAGGRESSIVE DOMINANT.
SUCK MY ASSHOLE,TACO BENDER !
GOD DAMMIT !YOU CAN'T STAND HERE
AND EAT K-F-CIN FRONT OF ME !
NOW HAND IT OVER--
YOU CAN'TDO THAT TO ME !
GIVE ME THE-
I AM NOT BEINGAGGRESSIVE,
I AM BEING DOMINANT.
WOW, I HAVEA LOT TO LEARN.
MOM, I'M SERIOUS,
THIS HAS GONE ONLONG ENOUGH !
GET THAT GUY OUTTA HERE
AND GIVE ME A PIECEOF CHICKEN !
THAT'S HOW YOUWANT IT, BITCH ?
I HATE YOU-I'M RUNNING AWAY !
THIS IS ALL PARTOF THE DOMINANT STRUGGLE.
BUT WHAT IF HEDOES RUN AWAY ?
LET HIM GO,HE'LL BE BACK.
THIS IS A GOODOPPORTUNITY FOR YOU
TO RELAX OR ENJOYYOUR FAVORITE HOBBY.
Discipline with KFC
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman's behavior is so bad it chases a TV nanny from his home.x CLOSE
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.x CLOSE
Cartman sends Super Nanny to a mental hospital within three days.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman is housebroken at last, and takes orders from his mom.x CLOSE