THERE'S ONE MANWHO'S THEIR BEST FRIEND.
NO DOG IS TOO MUCHFOR ME TO HANDLE.
I REHABILITATE DOGS,I TRAIN PEOPLE.
I AM THE DOG WHISPERER.
( knocking )
PLEASE COME IN !
SO TELL MEWHAT PROBLEMS
YOU'RE HAVINGWITH THE CHILD.
WELL, HE'S JUST...OUT OF CONTROL.
I MEAN, HE NEVERLISTENS TO ME,
AND HE PRETTY MUCHRUNS MY LIFE.
SO THE CHILDNEEDS TO LEARN
THAT HE'S NOT THEMOST IMPORTANT PERSON
IN THE HOUSE.
YOU CAN STOP TALKINGBEHIND MY BACK,
I'M RIGHT HERE,FRUITCAKE.
SEE HOW I'M NOTLOOKING AT THE CHILD,
I'M NOT ACKNOWLEDGINGTHE CHILD,
I'M JUST LETTINGTHE CHILD KNOW
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HIM.
NOT INTERESTEDIN ME ?
SEE, THE CHILDTHINKS YOUR WORLD
REVOLVES AROUND HIM.
BECAUSE IT DOES.
BECAUSE EVERYTHING HE DOESGETS A RESPONSE FROM YOU.
YEAH, WELL,I DON'T SEE WHY-
DON'T LOOK AT THE CHILD,JUST KEEP LOOKING AT ME.
LET HIM KNOW WE AREHAVING A CONVERSATION.
MOM, THIS GUYDOESN'T-
AGH !QUIT IT !
WHAT IS THATYOU'RE DOING ?
DOGS SHOWTHEIR DOMINANCE
BY NIPPING EACH OTHERON THE NECK.
BUT IT WORKS EQUALLY WELLON THE CHILD.
I JUST USE TWO FINGERSAND NIP AT THE CHILD'S NECK.
DOESN'T HURT THE CHILD JUSTSHOWS HIM I AM DOMINANT.
LOOK, MEXICAN,IF YOU THINK-
KNOCK IT OFF !
SEE, I'M NOT VALIDATINGHIS BAD BEHAVIOR
WITH EITHER A NEGATIVEOR A POSITIVE RESPONSE.
OH, THAT'SVERY INTERESTING !
I THINK THE FIRST THINGWE NEED TO WORK ON
GETTING THE CHILDSOME EXERCISE.
HE'S FAT AND HE HAS ALLTHIS PENT-UP ENERGY THAT--
I'M NOT FAT !
WE NEED TOLET HIM BURN OFF.
DO YOU TAKE WALKSWITH YOUR SON ?
WELL, NO, I DON'T.
COME ON, LET'S TAKEYOUR SON FOR A WALK.
Cartman vs. The Dog Whisperer
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman's behavior is so bad it chases a TV nanny from his home.x CLOSE
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.x CLOSE
Cartman sends Super Nanny to a mental hospital within three days.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman is housebroken at last, and takes orders from his mom.x CLOSE