( school bell )
MRS. CARTMAN, WE HAVE HAD ITWITH YOUR SON'S BEHAVIOR, M'KAY.
LITTLE BILLY TURNERIS NOW BEING TREATED
AT THE HOSPITAL.
ERIC, WHY WOULD YOUDO SUCH A THING ?
I'M SORRY I HANDCUFFEDBILLY TURNER'S ANKLE
TO THE SCHOOL FLAGPOLE.
YOU KNOW THAT'SNOT THE POINT !
OKAY, I'M SORRY I HANDCUFFEDBILLY TURNER'S ANKLE
TO A FLAGPOLE AND THENGAVE HIM A HACKSAW.
AND THEN TOLD HIM I HADPOISONED HIS LUNCH MILK
AND THAT THE ONLY WAYHE COULD TO THE ANTIDOTE
WAS TO SAWTHROUGH HIS LEG.
THAT'S VERYNAUGHTY, ERIC !
WELL, HE CALLEDME CHUBBY !
WE HAVE TRIED TOMAKE ERIC UNDERSTAND
THERE AREBOUNDARIES, M'KAY.
BUT FRANKLY, WE BELIEVEHIS BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS
START AT HOME, M'KAY.
I KNOW THAT HE'SOUT OF CONTROL...
BUT YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT IT'S LIKE--
( sobbing )
I'M SORRY,IT'S JUST THAT-
HE SEEMS TO GETWORSE EVERY DAY...
HE JUSTNEVER LISTENS !
( sobbing hysterically )
WELL, NICE GOINGASSHOLE,
YOU MADEMY MOM CRY !
IT'S NOT HIM,IT'S YOU, ERIC !
I DON'T KNOW WHATTO DO WITH YOU.
SURE YOU DO- YOU'RE A GREAT MOM !
♪ WHO'S GOT THE GREATESTMOM IN THE WORLD ? ♪
♪ I DO...
♪ MY MOM IS NUMBER ONEIN MY HEART ♪
♪ IT'S TRUE...
( BOTH )♪ MY MOM'S THE BEST MOM BETTER THAN YOUR MOM ♪
♪ LET'S SING IT TOGETHERIN HARMONEEEE... ♪♪
MRS. CARTMAN, I KNOW THISIS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT,
BUT THERE IS HELP OUT THEREFOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OFA SHOW CALLED "NANNY 911" ?
Eric is Out of Control
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.
Cartman's behavior is so bad it chases a TV nanny from his home.x CLOSE
Cartman runs away from home, but no one will let him stay with them.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.x CLOSE
Cartman sends Super Nanny to a mental hospital within three days.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer begins working with Cartman.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him.x CLOSE
The Dog Whisperer uses KFC to discipline Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom asserts her dominance over Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman is housebroken at last, and takes orders from his mom.x CLOSE