WE HAVE A VERY SPECIALGUEST SPEAKER TODAY.
WHO CAN TELL THE NAME OF OURCOUNTRY'S LAST VICE PRESIDENT ?
DICK CHENEY ?
NO, THE LAST ONE.
BILL CLINTON !
NO, CLINTON'SVICE PRESIDENT ?
HE IS HERE TODAYTO TALK TO YOU STUDENTS
ABOUT SOMEVERY SERIOUS ISSUES.
PLEASE WELCOME,AL GORE !
( sparse applause )
THANK YOU, MR. MACKEY,
STUDENTS OFSOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY.
I AM HERETO EDUCATE YOU
ABOUT THE SINGLE BIGGESTTHREAT TO OUR PLANET.
YOU SEE, THERE ISSOMETHING OUT THERE
WHICH THREATENSOUR VERY EXISTENCE
AND MAY BE THE END TOTHE HUMAN RACE AS WE KNOW IT.
I'M TALKING, OF COURSE,ABOUT MANBEARPIG.
IT IS A CREATUREWHICH ROAMS THE EARTH ALONE.
IT IS HALF MAN, HALF BEARAND HALF PIG.
SOME PEOPLE SAYTHAT MANBEARPIG ISN'T REAL.
WELL I'M HERETO TELL YOU NOW,
MANBEARPIG IS VERY REALAND HE MOST CERTAINLY EXISTS.
MANBEARPIG DOESN'T CAREWHO YOU ARE,
OR WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
MANBEARPIG SIMPLYWANTS TO GET YOU.
BUT HAVE NO FEAR, BECAUSEI AM HERE TO SAVE YOU.
AND SOMEDAY, WHEN THE WORLDIS RID OF MANBEARPIG,
EVERYONE WILL SAY
"THANK YOU AL GORE,YOU'RE SUPER-AWESOME."
UH, OKAY,THANK YOU MR. GORE...
THANK YOU CLASS.
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Al Gore warns the school about the threat of ManBearPig.
Al Gore tries to spread ManBearPig awareness but ends up looking pathetic.x CLOSE
The boys get trapped in the cave because of Al Gore.x CLOSE
The boys emerge from the cave during their memorial service.x CLOSE
Al Gore warns the school about the threat of ManBearPig.x CLOSE
Stan agrees to go to an emergency ManBearPig meeting.x CLOSE
Al Gore detects ManBearPig at Cave of the Winds and the boys agree to go with him.x CLOSE
Cartman finds treasure in the cave.x CLOSE
A rescue team assembles while Cartman plots against Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman begins to swallow the treasure.x CLOSE
Cartman gets huge from eating all the treasure.x CLOSE