WHAT IS IT, DEMITRI ?
THERE'S SOMEBODYON THE PHONE TOSPEAK WITH YOU.
HE SAYS HE HAS INSIDEINFORMATION FOR YOU
THAT MAY DISCREDITOPRAH WINFREY.
THIS IS GERALDO.
( Minge )ALLO, GERALDO...
I'VE GOT SOMEINFORMATION FOR YOU
THAT YOU MIGHTFIND INTERESTING.
IT COULD MAKE OPRAH WINFREYLOOK QUITE FOOLISH.
WHO AM ISPEAKING WITH ?
( Gary )HE WANTS TO KNOW WHOHE'S SPEAKING WIF.
( Minge )LET'S JUST SAY I WORKVERY CLOSELY WITH OPRAH.
YOU'D LIKE TO SEE HERDISCREDITED, WOULDN'T YOU ?
WHAT INFORMATIONDO YOU HAVE ?
WHAT'D HE SAY ?
HE WANTS TO KNOW WHATINFORMATION WE HAVE.
JUST TELL MEWHAT HE SAYS, GARY,
DON'T WAIT FOR ME TOASK YOU 'WHAT'D HE SAY'
STOP WASTINGMY TIME.
DON'T GET SNOOTYWIF ME, GARY.
I DIDN'T SAY'STOP WASTING MY TIME',
GERALDO DID !
WHAT IS GOINGON HERE ?
THIS ISN'T WORKING,LET'S SWITCH.
I'LL LISTEN,AND YOU TALK.
WHO IS THIS ?
THIS IS GARY.
GARY WHO- WHAT ISYOUR LAST NAME ?
DON'T GIVEAWAY YOUR NAME !
WE DON'T WANT HIMKNOWIN' WHO WE ARE.
ALRIGHT LOOK, ALL YOUNEED TO KNOW IS THAT
I AM DEFINITELY NOTOPRAH'S ASSHOLE.
OH, YOU STUPID TWIT !
DON'T CALL MEA TWIT, GERALDO !
HE DIDN'T CALL YOUA STUPID TWIT, I DID !
NOW JUSTTELL HIM THIS:
THE WRITER OF THE BOOKON OPRAH'S
'BOOK OF THE MONTH CLUB'
IS A PHONY.
HE'S NOTA PERSON AT ALL.
HE'S A TOWEL.
A TOWEL ?A TALKING TOWEL ?
THAT DOESN'TMAKE ANY SENSE.
TELL HIM HE'D BE SURPRISEDTHE THINGS THAT CAN TALK.
YOU'D BE SURPRISEDTHE THINGS THAT CAN TALK.
WHAT PROOF DO HAVEOF THIS ACCUSATION?
JUST LOOK INTO THE AUTHOR OF"A MILLION LITTLE FIBERS"
AND YOU'LL DISCOVERTHE TRUTH.
AND HOW DO I GO ABOUT THAT ?
( click, dial tone )
Geraldo Gets A Call
Oprah's minge and asshole call Geraldo to tip him off about Towelie's identity.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Towelie's memoir is published once he pretends he's a person, not a towel. He goes on "Oprah."x CLOSE
Oprah turns her audience into a lynch mob and chases Towelie off the set.x CLOSE
Towelie saves the hostages, allowing the police to shoot and kill Oprah Winfrey's asshole.x CLOSE
Towelie gets fired, gets high, and decides to write his memoir.x CLOSE
Towelie gets rejected, gets high, and decides to edit his memoir so he seems to be a person.x CLOSE
Oprah's minge and asshole decide to try to expose Towelie as a fraud.x CLOSE
Oprah's minge and asshole call Geraldo to tip him off about Towelie's identity.x CLOSE
Geraldo accuses Towelie of being a towel on "Larry King Live."x CLOSE
Oprah calls Towelie and invites him back on the show to defend himself.x CLOSE
Oprah's minge holds her audience hostage.x CLOSE