HI, WELCOME TOP.F. CHANG'S.
HOW SPICY WOULD YOU LIKE METO MAKE YOUR CHANG SAUCE ?
CHRIS, THE PEOPLE ATTABLE 3 NEED THEIR CHECK.
I KNOW,I SWAMPED !
I'VE GOTNO HELP HERE!
WELL WHAT ABOUTTHE NEW WAITER ?
THE NEW WAITERIS USELESS.
AND I THINKHE'S HIGH.
HOW SPICY WOULD YOULIKE YOUR CHANG SAUCE ?
CAN WE JUST PLACEOUR ORDER PLEASE ?
OH MAN, I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT'S GOING ON.
EVERYTHING OKAY HERE ?
FINE, EXCEPT THIS TOWEL
HAS BEEN MIXING CHANG SAUCEFOR 15 MINUTES.
DON'T CALL MESHOELESS !
YOU'RE SHOELESS !
YEAH, WELLYOU'RE A TOWEL.
YOU'RE A TOWEL !
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT,GET OUT OF HERE,YOU'RE FIRED !
NOT HIM, YOU !
OH MAN, I REALLYSCREWED UP THIS TIME.
THE RENT'S DUEAT THE END OF THE MONTH
AND I DON'T HAVEANY MONEY !
I NEED TO SHAPE UPAND FIND A NEW JOB QUICK !
BUT FIRST, MAYBE I'LLGET A LITTLE HIGH.
WAIT...HERE IT COMES...
A GOOD IDEA IS COMING...
YEAH...HEY YEAH !
I SHOULDBECOME A WRITER !
IF I JUST WRITE A BOOKABOUT MY LIFE,
I CAN GET IT PUBLISHED
AND THEN MAKE PLENTY OF MONEYTO PAY RENT !
I'LL BET PEOPLE CAN'TWAIT TO READ MY MEMOIRS...
"A MILLION LITTLE FIBERS"...
BY... TOWEL... LEE...
THIS IS A REALLYGOOD IDEA.
Towelie the Waiter
Towelie gets fired, gets high, and decides to write his memoir.
Towelie's memoir is published once he pretends he's a person, not a towel. He goes on "Oprah."x CLOSE
Oprah turns her audience into a lynch mob and chases Towelie off the set.x CLOSE
Towelie saves the hostages, allowing the police to shoot and kill Oprah Winfrey's asshole.x CLOSE
Towelie gets fired, gets high, and decides to write his memoir.x CLOSE
Towelie gets rejected, gets high, and decides to edit his memoir so he seems to be a person.x CLOSE
Oprah's minge and asshole decide to try to expose Towelie as a fraud.x CLOSE
Oprah's minge and asshole call Geraldo to tip him off about Towelie's identity.x CLOSE
Geraldo accuses Towelie of being a towel on "Larry King Live."x CLOSE
Oprah calls Towelie and invites him back on the show to defend himself.x CLOSE
Oprah's minge holds her audience hostage.x CLOSE