OKAY, LET'S DISCUSSTHE FALL LINEUP...
SIR, THERE'S STILLONE LITTLE BOY OUT HERE
WHO WANTS TOSPEAK WITH YOU
ABOUT PULLINGTHE FAMILY GUY EPISODE.
ALRIGHT, LET'SGET THIS OVER WITH.
HELLO GENTLEMEN... LADIES...
MY NAME IS'LITTLE DANNY POCKET'
AND I WON'T TAKEMUCH OF YOUR TIME.
PLEASE EXCUSEMY TINY CRUTCH,
IT'S THE ONLY WAYI CAN GET AROUND THESE DAYS.
POOR KID.OH, POOR KIDPOOR KID, YES.
YOU SEE... MY FATHERWORKED FOR A NEWSPAPER
IN MY NATIVE COUNTRYOF DENMAK.
HIS NEWSPAPER SHOWEDAN IMAGE OF MOHAMMED AND
TWO DAYS LATER, TERRORISTSSUICIDE BOMBED HIS BUILDING.
I WAS IN THE LOBBYWHEN IT HAPPENED.
FIRST ONE TERRORISTSUICIDE BOMBED US,
THEN DOZENS MORE.
THEY JUST KEPT COMING...
SUICIDE BOMBERS RUNNINGIN THE BUILDING
AND BLOWING UP,ONE AFTER ANOTHER.
THEY WERE LIKEMEXICAN JUMPING BEANS.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE
PEOPLE HERE AT YOURSTUDIO GETTING HURT.
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE,OF COURSE, YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
(coughing weakly )OWWW....
I FEEL TERRIBLE...
IT'S SO EASY TO PUTTERRORISM OUT OF MIND
UNTIL ONE OF ITS VICTIMS ISSTARING YOU IN THE FACE.
SIR, IF WEPULL THE EPISODE
THE FAMILY GUYWRITING STAFF
WILL REFUSE TOWORK AGAIN.
LITTLE BOY - WILL YOU TALK TOTHE FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF ?
IF YOUR STORY TOUCHESTHEIR HEARTS LIKE IT HAS OURS,
PERHAPS THEY'LL BACK DOWN
FROM DEMANDINGWE AIR THE EPISODE.
I'LL CERTAINLYDO MY BEST.
( cough )OW...
TAKE THIS NOBLE CHILD OVERTO THE FAMILY GUY OFFICES.
IF HE CAN SCARETHEM LIKE HE HAS US,
MAYBE WE CAN PULL THEMOHAMMED EPISODE AFTER ALL.
( mumbling )YES, AND THEN FAMILY GUYIS AS GOOD AS DEAD.
WHAT WAS WHAT ?
I SAID THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.
Little Danny Pocket
Cartman plays the pity card with the President of Fox Network.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman arrives at Fox Network.x CLOSE
The "Family Guy" writing staff consists solely of manatees.x CLOSE
The "Family Guy" episode airs uncensored, causing the terrorists to retaliate.x CLOSE
Kyle is confused why everyone's head is buried.x CLOSE
Bart Simpson leaves Cartman in charge.x CLOSE
The "Family Guy" episode will not be censored.x CLOSE
Cartman plays the pity card with the President of Fox Network.x CLOSE
Bart Simpson knocks Kyle out with his skateboard.x CLOSE
Cartman tells Bart and Kyle that he has a new plan.x CLOSE
The president of Fox decides to pull the episode.x CLOSE