WE MUST NOT PANIC.
WELL WHAT ARE WEGOING TO DO, MAYOR ?
PART TWO OF THE FAMILY GUYEPISODE AIRS IN SIX DAYS !
I BELIEVE THAT PROFESSOR THOMAS,FROM THE UNIVERSITY,
HAS COME UPWITH A SOLUTION.
THANK YOU, MAYOR.
NOW LOOK, EVERYONE,MUSLIM TERRORISTS AND EXTREMISTS
ARE THREATENING US FOR WHATFAMILY GUY IS GOING TO DO,
BECAUSE THEY'VE WRONGLYGROUPED US TOGETHER.
OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO MAKETHE MUSLIM EXTREMISTS KNOW
THAT WE HAD NO PARTIN THE MUHAMMAD EPISODE.
THAT EVEN THOUGHTHE EPISODE AIRED,
WE DIDN'T WATCH IT,WE DIDN'T HEAR IT...
AND WE DIDN'TTALK ABOUT IT.
SO HOW DOWE DO THAT ?
WE BURY OUR HEADS...IN SAND.
WE TAKE 20-TO-25DUMP TRUCKS,
FILL THEM WITH SANDFROM MONARCH LAKE,
AND THEN DUMP THE SAND ALONGSOUTH PARK AVENUE.
BY USING APPROXIMATELY18 DOZEN SHOVELS,
WE COULD EACHDIG A HOLE IN THE SAND,
STICK OUR HEADSIN THE HOLES,
AND THEN HAVE THE PERSONTO OUR LEFT BURY THEM.
IF WE CAN MANAGE TOGET EVERY PERSON'S HEAD
BURIED DEEP,DEEP IN SAND
BEFORE THEMUHAMMAD EPISODE AIRS...
WE COULD AVOID LOOKING LIKEWE'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR ANY PARTOF THIS AT ALL.
NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE,THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WHAT WE NEED TO DOIS JUST THE OPPOSITE.
FREEDOM OF SPEECHIS AT STAKE HERE,
DON'T YOU ALL SEE ?
IF ANYTHING, WE SHOULD ALLMAKE CARTOONS OF MUHAMMAD,
AND SHOW THE TERRORISTS,AND THE EXTREMISTS
THAT WE ARE ALLUNITED IN THE BELIEF
THAT EVERY PERSON HAS A RIGHTTO SAY WHAT THEY WANT.
LOOK, PEOPLE, IT'S BEENREAL EASY FOR US
TO STAND UP FORFREE SPEECH LATELY.
FOR THE PAST FEW DECADES
WE HAVEN'T HAD TO RISKANYTHING TO DEFEND IT.
BUT THOSE TIMESARE GOING TO COME.
AND ONE OF THOSE TIMESIS RIGHT NOW.
AND IF WE AREN'T WILLINGTO RISK WHAT WE HAVE
THEN WE JUSTBELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH.
BUT WE DON'T DEFEND IT.
I LIKE THESAND IDEA.
YEAH, ME TOO.
YEAH, THE SAND THINGSOUNDS A LOT SIMPLER.
SAND. YEAH.ME TOO.
WE'RE GONNA NEEDEIGHT DOZEN SHOVELS
AND SIXTEEN TONS OF SAND !
LET'S MOVE PEOPLE !
The town decides to bury their heads in sand.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
South Park panics as "Family Guy" airs.x CLOSE
The boys watch the censored "Family Guy" episode.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Cartman's true motive.x CLOSE
Garrison teaches Muslim Sensitivity Training.x CLOSE
Cartman decides to try and get the "Family Guy" episode pulled.x CLOSE
Kyle decides to help Cartman get the "Family Guy" episode pulled.x CLOSE
The town decides to bury their heads in sand.x CLOSE
South Park begins to bury their heads in sand.x CLOSE
Cartman makes Kyle crash.x CLOSE
Fox's Network President meets with President Bush.x CLOSE