IT IS IMPORTANTFOR US TO UNDERSTAND
WHY THE MUSLIMS FEELTHE WAY THEY DO.
AND WHY WE CAN NEVER SHOWAN IMAGE OF MUHAMMAD.
NO, MUSLIMS CAN'T SHOWAN IMAGE OF MUHAMMAD.
KYLE, YOU'RE NOT BEINGVERY SENSITIVE.
YEAH, KYLE,MAYBE YOU THINKTHIS IS FUNNY
BUT THE REST OF US DON'T.
LET'S ALL LOOK ATWHY MUSLIMS ARE UPSET.
FIRST OF ALL,IN THE MUSLIM RELIGION,
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWEDTO HAVE - WHAT ?
THERE'S NO SEX UNTIL MARRIAGEIN THE MUSLIM WORLD.
THIS WOULD BE FINE, EXCEPT THAT IN THE MUSLIM RELIGION
YOU ALSO CAN'T...ANYBODY ?
OKAY, JACKING ITIS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
IN THE MUSLIM RELIGION.
AND WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUTTHE PLACES MUSLIMS LIVE ?
THEY LIVE IN...
GOOD - SAND.
NOW PUT YOURSELF IN THESHOES OF A MUSLIM.
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT,BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX,
AND YOU CAN'T JACK OFF,
THERE'S SAND IN YOUR EYES
AND PROBABLY IN THECRACK OF YOUR ASS
AND THEN SOME CARTOONCOMES ALONG,
FROM A COUNTRY WHEREPEOPLE ARE GETTING LAID,
AND MOCKS YOUR PROPHET.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I'D BE PRETTYPISSED OFF TOO !
MS. GARRISON, THAT ISIGNORANT AND RACIST !
MUSLIM'S ARE MADBECAUSE OF FAMILY GUY,
NOT BECAUSETHEY CAN'T JACK OFF.
RIGHT WENDY ? !
ATTENTION STUDENTS - PROCEEDTO THE SCHOOL GYMNASIUM
IMMEDIATELY FOR ANEMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT !
WHAT THE HELL'SGOING ON NOW ?
SHHHH !QUIET STUDENTS, QUIET !
Once again, we havejust learned
that the Family Guy episodefeaturing Muhammad,
was only part oneof a two-parter !
And part two is going toair next week
with Muhammad uncensored.
WHY WOULD THEY-- ?!
FOX STUDIOS CLAIMS THAT THEFAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF
HAS DEMANDED THE MUHAMMADCHARACTER BE SEEN IN FULL VIEW.
THE HEAD OF FOXHAD THIS TO SAY.
FAMILY GUYIS OUR BIGGEST SHOW !
IF THEY INSIST WE DON'TCENSOR THEIR WORK...
THEN WE CAN'T !
FAMILY GUY !I DAMN YOU TO HELL !
ONCE AGAIN, BITTER RIOTS HAVESTARTED IN THE MIDDLE EAST !
THIS TIME EVEN MORE MASSIVE !
AND TERRORIST LEADER AL-ZAWAHIRIHAS ISSUED A THREAT !
OH MY GOD,M'KAY.
Muslim Sensitivity Training
Garrison teaches Muslim Sensitivity Training.
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In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
South Park panics as "Family Guy" airs.x CLOSE
The boys watch the censored "Family Guy" episode.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Cartman's true motive.x CLOSE
Garrison teaches Muslim Sensitivity Training.x CLOSE
Cartman decides to try and get the "Family Guy" episode pulled.x CLOSE
Kyle decides to help Cartman get the "Family Guy" episode pulled.x CLOSE
The town decides to bury their heads in sand.x CLOSE
South Park begins to bury their heads in sand.x CLOSE
Cartman makes Kyle crash.x CLOSE
Fox's Network President meets with President Bush.x CLOSE