WHEN THE SMUG FROMGEORGE CLOONEY'S SPEECH
HITS THE SAN FRANCISCOAND SOUTH PARK SMUG...
WE'RE GOING TOWITNESS A STORM
THE LIKES OF WHICHWE'VE NEVER SEEN.
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL USTHE SMUG FROM OUR HYBRIDS
IS ACTUALLY GOINGTO KILL US ALL ?
IF THE SMUG CLOUDS REMAINTHE WAY THEY ARE, YES.
THIS IS ALLSTAN'S FAULT !
HE WROTE THATGAY LITTLE SONG
AND GOT US TO DRIVETHOSE DAMN HYBRIDS !
YEAH, GOOD GOING, STUPID !
THOUGH WE ALL AGREETHIS IS STAN'S FAULT,
THERE IS STILLSOMETHING WE CAN DO.
IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHERTO REDUCE SMUGNESS
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO LESSENTHE EFFECTS OF THE STORM,
AT LEAST HEREIN OUR OWN TOWN.
THEN THAT'S IT-
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAYTO REDUCE SMUGNESS.
WE'VE GOT TO DESTROYEVERY HYBRID CAR IN TOWN !
UH-HUH !YEAH !THAT'S RIGHT !
EVERYONE GET YOUR HYBRIDAND MEET AT DAWSON'S !
HEY, WHERE DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE GOING ?
I'M GONNA GO TRY AND WARN KYLETO GET OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO.
OH NO, YOU'RE NOT !
YOUR GAY LITTLE SONGGOT US TO DRIVE HYBRIDS
YOU'RE GONNA HELP USGET RID OF THEM !
HOW LONG DO WE HAVE UNTILTHE SMUG CLOUDS COLLIDE ?
NOT LONG... THE SMUGFROM GEORGE CLOONEY'S
ACADEMY AWARDACCEPTANCE SPEECH
HAS ALREADY CROSSEDINTO ARIZONA.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
( echoing & resonating )THE THING ABOUT WINNINGAN ACADEMY AWARD...
WE ARE A LITTLE BITOUT OF TOUCH IN HOLLYWOOD...
...TALKED ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTSWHEN IT WASN'T REALLY POPULAR...
...TALK ABOUT AIDS WHEN IT WASJUST BEING WHISPERED,
...GAVE HATTIE McDANIELAN OSCAR IN 1939
WHEN BLACKSWERE STILL SITTING...
OSCAR WINNER,GEORGE CLOONEY...
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE...
Destroy the Hybrids
The people of South Park blame Stan for their impending demise.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Stan sees only one way to get all of South Park driving hybrid cars: write a song about it.x CLOSE
While smug spreads over South Park, the Broflovski's throw a dinner party.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park resolve not to drive hybrids, since they can't do so without being smug.x CLOSE
Kyle and his dad drive through town while Kyle's dad brags about his hybrid.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad gives out tickets to people with SUVs.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad announces that the family is moving to San Francisco.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a going away party for Kyle and doesn't invite him.x CLOSE
The Broflovski's meet their new neighbors, who smell their own farts.x CLOSE
The boys learn that a smug storm could endanger both South Park and San Francisco.x CLOSE
The people of South Park blame Stan for their impending demise.x CLOSE