THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG.
I'M GOING TORUN OUT OF BEER.
STAN !WHAT ?
YOU SEE THATGUY UP THERE ?
I THINK HE HASA KIDNEY DISEASE.
EVERY COUPLE MINUTESHE GETS OUT OF LINE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
WHEN HE LEAVES NEXT,LET'S TAKE HIS PLACE.
NO DAD,PEOPLE'LL SEE !
THE GUY BEHIND HIMIS BLIND !
THERE HE GOES--COME ON, COME ON !
GO, GO, GO !
HEY, I SMELLA BUTTER !
HE DID, THAT KIDJUST CUT IN LINE !
BACK OF THE LINE, BUTTER !
I'M GOING TO DIE !
DAD, WE'REGOING BACK !
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?
THIS KID'SCUTTING IN LINE !
PLEASE, OFFICER, YOUHAVE TO UNDERSTAND.
I NEED A MIRACLE WAY MORETHAN THESE PEOPLE.
I'M AN ALCOHOLIC, ANDI'M POWERLESS OVER IT.
MY BROTHER ISAN ALCOHOLIC...
HERE, LET ME PUSH YOUTO THE FRONT OF THE LINE !
OH BLESS YOU SIR !
BLESS YOU !
EXCUSE ME,OUT THE WAY, PLEASE !
ALCOHOLIC COMING THROUGH !
HAHHH, HAAHHHH !
I'M NOT GOING TODRINK THIS.
I'M NOT GOINGTO DRINK THIS !
IT'S A MIRACLE, I'M CURED !
PRAISE JESUS, PRAISE MARYTHE BLESSED VIRGIN MOTHER !
THANK YOU,THANK YOU GOD !
Randy is Cured
Randy is cured by the Virgin Mary statue.
Stan's Dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.x CLOSE
Randy goes to an AA meeting.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.x CLOSE
Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.x CLOSE
Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.x CLOSE
Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.x CLOSE
Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.x CLOSE
Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.x CLOSE