NO, NO..IT WIL WORK.
I HAVE TO PUT MY FAITHIN A HIGHER POWER.
I HAVE TO BELIEVETHAT THIS WILL WORK.
THERE, THERE'STHE CHURCH !
STOP RIGHT HERE, STAN !
WHERE ?I CAN'T SEE !
RIGHT HERE'S GOOD !
BIG PEDAL, LEFT PEDAL !
ALRIGHT, GET MY WHEELCHAIROUT OF THE BACK.
IS THAT THE LINE ?
OH GOD !
IS THIS WHOLE LINE PEOPLEWAITING TO BE CURED ?
I WAS DIAGNOSED WITHBRAIN CANCER TWO MONTHS AGO.
I FEEL LIKE THISIS MY ONLY HOPE .
I KNOW EXACTLYHOW YOU FEEL.
I'VE GOT ALCOHOLISM.
WAIT A MINUTE... STAN.
ISN'T THAT JOSH GERRETTUP THERE ?
HE'S FROM SOUTH PARK,
MAYBE HE'LL LET USIN LINE WITH HIM.
DAD, LET'S JUSTWAIT OUR TURN.
I COULD DIEWAITING IN THIS LINE, STAN !
COME ON, LET'S GO !
HEY...JOSH GERRETT !
HOW ARE YOU DOING ?
OH HEY, RANDY,WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ?
I'VE GOTA DISEASE.
ALCOHOLISM,IT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.
MY DAUGHTERHAS ELEPHANTITIS.
( blocked breathing )
WE ARE THE SAME,SHE AND I.
HEY WHAT DO YOU THINKYOU'RE DOING KID ?
YOU'RE TRYINGTO CUT IN LINE !
I JUST --MY DAD WAS--
YOU'RE A BUTTER !
YOU'RE A DIRTYLINE CUTTER !
Butter Dirty, Line Cutter
Stan's Dad tries to cut ahead of everyone in line to see the Virgin Mary.
Stan's Dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.x CLOSE
Randy goes to an AA meeting.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.x CLOSE
Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.x CLOSE
Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.x CLOSE
Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.x CLOSE
Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.x CLOSE
Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.x CLOSE