( belch )OKAY, HERE WE GO...
DAD... DAD WHATARE YOU DOING ?
I GOTTADRIVE TO BAILEY !
DAD, YOU'RE DRUNKYOU'RE NOT DRIVING A CAR !
NO, STAN,YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THERE'S A CHURCHIN BAILEY.
THE STATUE OF THE VIRGIN MARYIS BLEEDING OUT HER ASS.
THEY SAY HER DIVINE ASS BLOODHAS MIRACULOUS HEALING POWER.
SHE CAN CUREMY ALCOHOLISM !
I'LL BE BACK SOON !
DAD, YOU CAN'T DRIVE.
YOUR LICENSE ISSUSPENDED, REMEMBER ?
IF YOU GETPULLED OVER AGAIN
YOU'RE GONNA GOTO JAIL FOR TEN YEARS !
ALRIGHT...THEN YOU DRIVE.
I'M EIGHT !
THIS IS MYONLY HOPE, STAN !
EITHER YOUDRIVE THIS CAR
OR I WILL !
Divine Ass Blood
Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.
Stan's Dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.x CLOSE
Randy goes to an AA meeting.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.x CLOSE
Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.x CLOSE
Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.x CLOSE
Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.x CLOSE
Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.x CLOSE
Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.x CLOSE