MY NAME IS HARRY,AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
HI, HARRY.HI, HARRY.
I'VE BEEN SOBER NOWFOR FIVE YEARS,
AND I'VE LEARNED THATDRINKING ICE TEA
AND GETTING MORE INVOLVED WITHMY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD
IS WAY MORE FUNTHAN PARTYING !
IT SURE IS...
ONCE I ACCEPTEDTHAT I WAS POWERLESS
TO CONTROL MY DRINKINGAND MY LIFE
I PUT IT INGOD'S HANDS, AND NOW
THESE MEETINGS ARETHE MOST FUN THING I DO !
UH, EXCUSE ME.
WHO'S INCHARGE HERE ?
NONE OF US ARE IN CHARGE,WE'RE ALL POWERLESS.
WE SURE ARE !THAT'S RIGHT !UH-HUH !
UH, LOOK, MY DADWAS HERE YESTERDAY
AND YOU ALL KIND OFMESSED HIM UP
BY TELLING HIMHE HAD A DISEASE.
ALCOHOLISMIS A DISEASE.
NO, IT'S NOT.
AND YOU CAN'TJUST GOING AROUND
SAYING STUFF LIKE THATTO PEOPLE LIKE MY DAD
HE'S A KIND OFA HYPOCHONDRIAC.
IT IS A DISEASE BECAUSEIT'S A PHYSICAL DEPENDENCY.
THAT MAKES ITA DISEASE.
NO, CANCER IS A DISEASE.
MY DAD NEEDS TODRINK LESS.
HE CAN'TQUIT BY HIMSELF !
NONE OF US COULD.
HE NEEDSDIVINE INTERVENTION.
NO, HE JUSTNEEDS A DIS-A-PRIN.
BUT THANKS TO YOU PEOPLE
MY DAD NOW THINKSHE HAS A DISEASE
THAT HE CAN'TCURE HIMSELF.
YOUNG MAN,DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THETWELVE STEP PROGRAM ?
YEAH, AND I ALSO KNOWA THING OR TWO ABOUT CULTS.
I WAS THE LEADEROF ONE FOR A WHILE.
GOD DAMMIT !
We're All Powerless
Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.x CLOSE
Randy goes to an AA meeting.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.x CLOSE
Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.x CLOSE
Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.x CLOSE
Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.x CLOSE
Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.x CLOSE
Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.x CLOSE