ES UN MILAGRO !
ES UN MILAGRO !
TOM, I'M STANDING IN THE GARDENOF ST. PETERS CHURCH IN BAILEY,
WHERE, WHAT SOME CALLA MIRACLE IS TAKING PLACE.
THE STATUE OF THE VIRGIN MARYHAS STARTED TO BLEED...
OUT ITS ASS.
THE PHENOMENON WAS FIRST SEENBY FATHER HAROLD BARNES-
WHO SAW THE BLOOD COMING FROMTHE VIRGIN MARY'S ASS
LATE LAST NIGHT.
PEOPLE FROM ALL OVERTHE STATE HAVE FLOCKED HERE
TO THE CHURCH TO WITNESS THEAPPARENT MIRACLE FIRST-HAND.
WELL, WE JUST HEARD THATTHIS MIRACLE WAS HAPPENING
AND WE WANTED TO SEE IT FOROURSELVES AND COME AND PRAY.
WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THE VIRGINMARY IS DRIPPING BLOOD ?
WELL, IT MAY REPRESENTHER SORROW OVER
ALL THE BAD THINGSGOING ON IN THE WORLD.
BUT WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THEVIRGIN MARY IS DRIPPING BLOOD
OUT HER ASS ?
AS NEWS OF THEMIRACLE SPREADS
HUNDREDS ARE EXPECTED TOSHOW UP HERE AT THE CHURCH
HOPING TO WITNESS THE MIRACLEAND EVEN CURE THEIR DISEASES.
Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.
Stan's Dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.x CLOSE
Randy goes to an AA meeting.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.x CLOSE
Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.x CLOSE
Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.x CLOSE
Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.x CLOSE
Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.x CLOSE
Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.x CLOSE