I KNOW, I DIDN'T EVENGET HOME UNTIL 2:30.
MAN, THAT WASSUCH A BUMMER.
LOOK, GUYS,ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
CAN YOU JUSTKEEP QUIET ABOUT IT ?
BECAUSE I DON'T WANTEVERYONE KNOWING, OKAY ?
CAN WE PLEASE JUSTKEEP THIS TO OURSELVES ?
ALRIGHT, STAN, SURE.
( school bell ringing )
OKAY CHILDRENLET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
TODAY WE WILL BE CONTINUINGOUR STUDY OF ECONOMICS.
BUT FIRST, WE'RE GOING TO HEARFROM A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER !
THE STATE HASSENT OVER SOMEBODY
TO TALK TO YOU ALL ABOUTTHE DANGERS OF DRUNK DRIVING.
PLEASE WELCOME,STAN'S DAD.
I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU KIDSABOUT HOW BAD DRINKING IS.
I... I DID A LITTLEDRINKING AND DRIVING
AND AS PART OFMY PUNISHMENT
I'M DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE WORKAT SCHOOLS LIKE THESE.
OH, THAT'S VERY INTERESTINGISN'T IT, KIDS ?
UH, YOU SHOULDN'T DRINKBECAUSE IT LEADS TO BAD THINGS.
I WAS IN JAILFOR THE NIGHT AND...
WELL I GUESS,I DUNNO I...
JUST DON'T DRINK BUT...
IF YOU MUST DRINK,DEFINITELY DON'T DRIVE...
I'VE DEFINITELY LEARNEDTHAT FIRST-HAND.
THAT ALL, I GUESS.
WELL, I THINK WE'VE ALLLEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON,
HAVEN'T WE CLASS ?
IF YOU DON'T MAKETHE RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE,
YOU COULD END UPBEING A BIG LOSER,
LIKE STAN'S DAD.
DRINKING AND DRIVINGIS FOR IDIOTS.
NOBODY WANTS TO END UPLIKE STAN'S DAD, DO THEY ?
I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE A GOODLOOK AT STAN'S DAD AND SAY
"IS THAT WHO I WANT TO BEIN THIRTY YEARS ?
"GETTING TICKETSAND HAVING TO GO TO
"ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CLASSROOMS
AND TALK ABOUTHOW PATHETIC I AM ?"
THANK YOU, MR. MARSH,I THINK YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
A Big loser Like Stan's Dad
Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.x CLOSE
Randy goes to an AA meeting.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.x CLOSE
Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.x CLOSE
Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.x CLOSE
Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.x CLOSE
Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.x CLOSE
Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.x CLOSE
Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.x CLOSE