WE HAVE TO HURRY !
I'M GOINGAS FAST AS I CAN !
HANG ON, WILLZYX,WE'LL BE IN MEXICO SOON !
OH HAMBURGERS,WHAT IS THAT ?
ALRIGHT,OUT OF THE TRUCK !
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
YOU'RE CARRYINGA STOLEN WHALE !
YOU KIDS TOLD MEYOU WON THAT WHALEAT PIZZA HUT !
COME ON OUT, KID.
LOOK, I DIDN'T KNOWNOTHING ABOUT THIS !
JUST HELP US GETTHE WHALE INTOOUR TRUCK
AND WE'LL ALLKEEP QUIET ABOUT THIS.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,WILLZYX IS FROM THE MOON.
HE'LL DIE IF WEDON'T GET HIM BACK NOW !
WILLZYX YOUHAVE TO TALK.
COME ON BOYYOU HAVE TO !
I KNOW YOU'RE SICK,BUT YOU CAN DO IT.
LOOK, KID, WE NEED TOTELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET--
( siren wailing )
WHAT'S GOINGON HERE ?
OOOOH, NOW WE'REGONNA GET IT.
HEY... THAT'STHE STOLEN WHALE !
EVERYONE DOWNON THE GROUND, NOW !
NO, PLEASEWE HAVE TO GO !
YOU'RE NOTGOING ANYWHERE !
YOU'RE IN A LOTOF TROUBLE !
BUT... WE WERESO CLOSE.
I'M SORRY, WILLZYX.
WE SAID DOWNON THE GROUND, KID !
MOVE IT !
( gunshots )
LEAVE THOSE KIDSALONE, YOU BASTARDS !
ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT !
HAHA !HGGH !HAHG !
PUT DOWN THATWEAPON NOW !
THESE BOYS ARE TRYINGTO GET THAT WHALE HOME.
YOU NOT GOINGTO STOP THEM !
THAT WHALE BELONGS TO A SEA PARK !
IT BELONGSWITH ITS FAMILY !
THAT'S RIGHT !
I SAIDDROP THE GUN, NOW !
SAVE THE WHALES !
( hail of gunshots )
OH JESUS, OH GOD !
SAVE THE WHALESMOTHER ---KER.
WHERE ARE YOUTAKING THE WHALE ?
TIJUANA, MEXICO !
OF COURSE, BRILLIANT !
RELEASE IT ININTERNATIONAL WATERS !
I'LL DRIVE THE TRUCK !
YOU'RE GOING HOME,WILLZYX !
MIKE... MIKE ?
IT... WASN'T... FUNNY.
DON'T SAYTHAT, MIKE.
IT WAS FUNNY.
IT JUST WASN'TTHAT FUNNY THIS TIME.
ALL THE OTHER TIMESWERE STILL FUNNY, MIKE.
THEY WERE STILL FUNNY !
45 TO DISPATCH...
THE STOLEN WHALE...HEADING TO TIJUANA !
WHALE TO TIJUANA !
CONNECTA LASEGUNDA CATHENA.
The boys escape from the cops with the help of animal rights activists.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Willzyx the whale says he's from the moon.x CLOSE
The Sea Park announcers try to track down the boys.x CLOSE
Willzyx is launched to the moon.x CLOSE
The boys watch an Orca show.x CLOSE
Kyle thinks Jambu the whale is talking to him.x CLOSE
The boys break into Sea Park to free Willzyx.x CLOSE
The Sea Park announcers realize their joking caused the kidnapping.x CLOSE
The boys call Vladimir Putin to book a trip to the moon.x CLOSE
A local newscast interviews the Animal Liberation Front.x CLOSE
Kyle hides Willzyx in his room while he tries to find a cheap flight to the moon.x CLOSE