COMRADES... I'M AFRAIDOUR SITUATION IS DIRE.
THE ECONOMY ISSTALE AND DYING.
VERY SOON MOTHER RUSSIA...WILL NO LONGER BE A COUNTRY.
SIR, SIR !
SOMEBODY ISON TELEPHONE !
ANOTHER RICH AMERICANWANTS TO FLY TO SPACE !
HELLO THIS ISRUSSIAN PRESIDENT.
HI, MY NAME'S KYLE.
UH, I UNDERSTAND THATYOUR COUNTRY FLIES PEOPLE
TO SPACE FOR MONEY.
YES, WE CERTAINLY DO !
WHAT WEREYOU LOOKING FOR ?
I NEED TO BOOK ONE TRIPTO THE MOON, PLEASE.
THE MOON ?
THAT IS QUITELARGE TRIP.
BUT I'M SUREWE CAN DO IT.
YOU CAN ?AWESOME !
THEN IT SOUNDS LIKEWE ARE IN BUSINESS !
WE WILL JUST NEED, SAY,TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS.
TWENTY... MILLION ?
ARE YOU NUTS ?
WE DON'T HAVETHAT KIND OF MONEY.
BUT YOU NEEDTO UNDERSTAND.
WE HAVE A WHALE HERE
THAT NEEDS TO GET BACKTO HIS FAMILY ON THE MOON.
GOD DAMMIT IT ISPRANK CALL AGAIN !
KISS MY ASS,GEORGE BUSH !
THIS IS NOT FUNNY !
WHAT HAPPENED ?
THEY WANTTWENTY MILLION DOLLARS.
TWENTY MILLION ?
JUST TO GO TOTHE DUMB MOON ?
THAT WAS IT ?
THAT WAS YOU GUYS'WHOLE PLAN ?
ASK THE RUSSIANS TOTAKE THE WHALE TO SPACE ?
THEY WERE GONNA DO ITFOR THAT N'SYNC GUY !
OH JESUS, NOWWHAT'RE WE GONNA DO ?
ALRIGHT, LOOK,THERE'S GOT TO BE
OTHER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIESWITH SPACE PROGRAMS.
WE'VE GOT TO SPLIT UP
AND FIND SOME PLACECHEAPER, THAT'S ALL.
WELL WE CAN'T KEEPTHE WHALE OUT HERE ANYMORE
PEOPLE AREGONNA SEE IT !
The boys call Vladimir Putin to book a trip to the moon.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Willzyx the whale says he's from the moon.x CLOSE
The Sea Park announcers try to track down the boys.x CLOSE
Willzyx is launched to the moon.x CLOSE
The boys watch an Orca show.x CLOSE
Kyle thinks Jambu the whale is talking to him.x CLOSE
The boys break into Sea Park to free Willzyx.x CLOSE
The Sea Park announcers realize their joking caused the kidnapping.x CLOSE
The boys call Vladimir Putin to book a trip to the moon.x CLOSE
A local newscast interviews the Animal Liberation Front.x CLOSE
Kyle hides Willzyx in his room while he tries to find a cheap flight to the moon.x CLOSE