ABOUT THIS CULTYOU'RE GETTING INTO.
CULT ? SCIENTOLOGYISN'T A CULT, KYLE !
I'VE READ ALL THIS STUFFAND IT'S BASED ON FACT.
DUDE, L. RON HUBBARD WASA SCIENCE FICTION WRITER !
HE LIVED ON A BOATWITH ONLY YOUNG BOYS
AND GOT BUSTED BYTHE FEDS NUMEROUS TIMES !
I DID NOT !
THOSE ARE RUMORS PUT OUTBY PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID
BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOWTHE SECRET TRUTH !
WHAT SECRET TRUTH ?
I CAN'T TELL YOU UNLESSYOU PAY FOR A FEW YEARS
OF AUDIT COUNSELING.
ALL I KNOW IS THATI WAS DEPRESSED BEFORE
AND NOW I'VEFOUND MEANING.
I DIDN'T KNOWYOU WERE DEPRESSED.
NEITHER DID I.
BUT NOW IF YOU GUYS CAN'T ACCEPTTHIS GREAT THING I BELONG TO,
THEN I SUPPOSE WE'RENO LONGER FRIENDS.
STAN, I JUSTWANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I STILL HATE KYLEMORE THAN YOU.
Stan Chooses Scientology
Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.
Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.x CLOSE
Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.x CLOSE
The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan about the creation myth.x CLOSE
Stan asks his parents for money to get help from the Scientologists, but they refuse.x CLOSE
The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.x CLOSE
The head Scientologist asks Stan to lead the Scientologists.x CLOSE
Tom Cruise visits Stan.x CLOSE
R. Kelly sings about Tom Cruise's refusal to come out of the closet.x CLOSE
Nicole Kidman tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.x CLOSE
Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.x CLOSE