UH, OKAY,WELCOME EVERYONE.
IT'S SO GREAT TO SEESUCH A WONDERFUL TURN OUT
AT FIRST ALL GINGERPRIDE CONFERENCE !
( cheers & applause )
AND NOW, IT ISMY HONOR TO INTRODUCE,
THE MAN WHO HAS BROUGHTSELF-RESPECT TO GINGERS:
ERIC CARTMAN !
( cheering )THANKS, JODY !
GINGERS HOW'REWE ALL FEELING ?
( cheering )
CAN I GETA RED POWER ?!
RED POWER !RED POWER !RED POWER !
OH YES, THAT FEELS GOOD,DOESN'T IT ?
FEELS GOOD TO BEPROUD OF WHO YOU ARE !
NOW, I DON'T THINKI NEED TO TELL YOU
THERE'S A LOT OFHATE OUT THERE.
HATE FOR AWESOMEPEOPLE LIKE US.
AND IF THERE'SONE THING I'VE LEARNED
IT'S THAT THEONLY WAY TO FIGHT HATE
IS WITH MORE HATE !
WE ARE NOT THEFREAKS OF SOCIETY
EVERYONE ELSE IS !
( cheering )
GINGERS ARETHE CHOSEN PEOPLE !
THE CHOSEN RACE !
AND WE MUST VIEWTHE REST OF THE WORLD
AS THE LOW-LIFE DARK-SKINNEDRATS THAT THEY ARE !
( cheering )
HELLO THERE !
GARY NELSON WITHHILTON GUEST RELATIONS !
JUST MAKING SURE YOU GUYSHAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED.
WE'RE FINE, THANKS.
NEED ANY BUFFETITEMS RESTOCKED ?
EVERYONE OKAY ON COFFEE ?
GREAT... OH,AND HEY GUYS,
JUST WANTED TO SAYTHANKS FOR CHOOSING
THE AIRPORT HILTONFOR YOUR CONFERENCE.
YOU'RE WELCOME,NOW LEAVE US ALONE !
MY FELLOW GINGERS...
I ENVISION A WORLDIN WHICH THERE IS NO HATE.
A WORLD WHEREEVERYONE IS GINGER !
AND SO WE MUST GATHER TOGETHEREVERY CHILD WHO IS NOT GINGER
AND EXTERMINATE THEM !
WHAT ?HUH ?EXTERMINATE ?
NOW, GOGO OUT INTO THE NIGHT,
AND TAKE NON-GINGER KIDSFROM THEIR HOMES !
WE WILL ERADICATE THEM ALL WITH CAGES AND TORCHES
AND A PIT OF LAVATO THROW THEM ALL IN !
I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE MY LIFEAS A GODDAMNED MINORITY !
ARE YOU WITH ME ?
Ginger Pride Conference
Cartman rallys the ginger kids to exterminate the non-gingers.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Cartman gives a class presentation on Gingervitus.x CLOSE
The ginger kids round up the non-gingers.x CLOSE
Cartman calls off the extermination of non-gingers when Kyle tells him the truth.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan visit the Foley family to learn about gingers.x CLOSE
Kyle's presentation doesn't shut Cartman up so he comes up with a plan.x CLOSE
The boys sneak into Cartman's room and make him ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the doctor and is officially diagnosed with Gingervitus.x CLOSE
Cartman faces his first day as a ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman is banned from the cafeteria for being a ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman rallies all the ginger kids at school to take back their pride.x CLOSE