UH, OKAY,WELCOME EVERYONE.

IT'S SO GREAT TO SEESUCH A WONDERFUL TURN OUT

AT FIRST ALL GINGERPRIDE CONFERENCE !

( cheers & applause )

AND NOW, IT ISMY HONOR TO INTRODUCE,

THE MAN WHO HAS BROUGHTSELF-RESPECT TO GINGERS:

ERIC CARTMAN !

( cheering )THANKS, JODY !

GINGERS HOW'REWE ALL FEELING ?

( cheering )

CAN I GETA RED POWER ?!

RED POWER !RED POWER !RED POWER !

OH YES, THAT FEELS GOOD,DOESN'T IT ?

FEELS GOOD TO BEPROUD OF WHO YOU ARE !

NOW, I DON'T THINKI NEED TO TELL YOU

THERE'S A LOT OFHATE OUT THERE.

HATE FOR AWESOMEPEOPLE LIKE US.

AND IF THERE'SONE THING I'VE LEARNED

IT'S THAT THEONLY WAY TO FIGHT HATE

IS WITH MORE HATE !

WE ARE NOT THEFREAKS OF SOCIETY

EVERYONE ELSE IS !

( cheering )

GINGERS ARETHE CHOSEN PEOPLE !

THE CHOSEN RACE !

AND WE MUST VIEWTHE REST OF THE WORLD

AS THE LOW-LIFE DARK-SKINNEDRATS THAT THEY ARE !

( cheering )

HELLO THERE !

GARY NELSON WITHHILTON GUEST RELATIONS !

JUST MAKING SURE YOU GUYSHAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

WE'RE FINE, THANKS.

NEED ANY BUFFETITEMS RESTOCKED ?

EVERYONE OKAY ON COFFEE ?

WE'RE FINE.

GREAT... OH,AND HEY GUYS,

JUST WANTED TO SAYTHANKS FOR CHOOSING

THE AIRPORT HILTONFOR YOUR CONFERENCE.

YOU'RE WELCOME,NOW LEAVE US ALONE !

MY FELLOW GINGERS...

I ENVISION A WORLDIN WHICH THERE IS NO HATE.

A WORLD WHEREEVERYONE IS GINGER !

AND SO WE MUST GATHER TOGETHEREVERY CHILD WHO IS NOT GINGER

AND EXTERMINATE THEM !

WHAT ?HUH ?EXTERMINATE ?

NOW, GOGO OUT INTO THE NIGHT,

AND TAKE NON-GINGER KIDSFROM THEIR HOMES !

WE WILL ERADICATE THEM ALL WITH CAGES AND TORCHES

AND A PIT OF LAVATO THROW THEM ALL IN !

I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE MY LIFEAS A GODDAMNED MINORITY !

ARE YOU WITH ME ?

HASSAAA !

HASSAAAA !