ARE ALL PASSED DOWNGENETICALLY.
A CHILD'S RED HAIRIS NOT DETERMINED
BY THE LACK OF A SOUL-
( yawning )
BUT BY THE MELANINSWHICH CONTROL THE PIGMENT
IN ALL OF OUR SKINS.
( soft applause )
OKAY, VERY NICE, KYLE.
A LITTLE DRY AND SCIENCE-YFOR MY TASTES BUT THERE YOU GO.
( school bell rings )
ALRIGHT, THAT'SLUNCH KIDS,
WE'LL PICK UP WITHCLYDE'S SPEECH
ABOUT LESBIAN CHEERLEADERS,AFTER RECESS.
THAT WAS A VERYINFORMATIVE, SPEECH, KYLE !
INFORMATIVE IF YOUWANT TO DIE.
GUYS, DON'T FORGET,KYLE IS A DAYWALKER.
DAYWALKERS AREHALF GINGER THEMSELVES.
MAKE NO MISTAKE,GINGER KIDS ARE EVIL.
DO YOU KNOWWHO WAS GINGER ?
AND WHAT DIDJUDAS DO ?
OH, HE JUSTGOT JESUS KILLED,
THAT'S ALL !
LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING WHAT EVERYONE ALL READY THINKS.
GINGERS ARE CREEPY.
AND ONE NIGHT...
WHEN YOU'RE ALLSLEEPING IN YOUR ROOM.
THE GINGERSARE GONNA GET YOU.
THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU !
YOU BUYINGSCHOOL LUNCH TODAY ?
NAH, MY MOM PACKED MEA KOSHER LUNCH.
RIGHT THIS WAY !
YOU CAN'T EATIN THE CAFETERIA !
HOW COME ?
GINGER KIDS EATIN THE HALLWAY !
YEAH, GO ON,BEAT IT, R-R-RETARD.
THERE, YOU SEE ?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENSWHEN CARTMAN
IS ALLOWED HISRIGHT TO FREE SPEECH.
THAT'S JUSTWRONG, DUDE.
I WISH CARTMANCOULD SEE
WHAT IT FELT LIKETO BE GINGER !
HEY... THAT'SA GREAT IDEA !
WHAT'S A GREAT IDEA ?
CAN YOU GUYS MEET MEOVER AT CARTMAN'S HOUSE
TONIGHT ATAROUND MIDNIGHT ?
SURE, FOR WHAT ?
WE'RE GONNA TEACHTHAT FAT BASTARD A LESSON !
Kyle's presentation doesn't shut Cartman up so he comes up with a plan.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Cartman gives a class presentation on Gingervitus.x CLOSE
The ginger kids round up the non-gingers.x CLOSE
Cartman calls off the extermination of non-gingers when Kyle tells him the truth.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan visit the Foley family to learn about gingers.x CLOSE
Kyle's presentation doesn't shut Cartman up so he comes up with a plan.x CLOSE
The boys sneak into Cartman's room and make him ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the doctor and is officially diagnosed with Gingervitus.x CLOSE
Cartman faces his first day as a ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman is banned from the cafeteria for being a ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman rallies all the ginger kids at school to take back their pride.x CLOSE