STUPID, SUPREMIST ASSWIPE !
DUDE, WHAT'STHE BIG DEAL ?
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ?
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHATIGNORANT PREJUDICE LIKE THAT
CAN LEAD TO ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALI HAVE TO DISPROVECARTMAN'S HATEFUL RUMORS !
DO YOU KNOW ANY RED-HAIREDFRECKLED KIDS ?
WHAT ABOUTTHE FOLEY FAMILY ?
I THINK THEY'REALL GINGER.
HELLO ?HELLO ?HELLO ?
HEY, I'M GIVINGA SPEECH TOMORROW
ABOUT PEOPLE WITHRED HAIR AND FRECKLES.
CAN I JUST ASK YOUA FEW QUESTIONS ?
SURE COME ON IN !
MOM, DAD, THESE BOYSWANT TO KNOW ABOUT US !
WHAT ? WELL,HELLO THERE, KIDS.
WE CAME TO LEARNTHE FACTS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH
RED HAIR, LIGHT SKINAND FRECKLES.
OH, GINGERS, YES.
OUR CUTE LITTLERED-HAIRED RASCALS !
I'M SORRY BUTI DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU BOTH HAVE DARK HAIRAND BROWN EYES.
YES, WE'VE LEARNED THATHE GINGER GENE IS RECESSIVE
IN BOTH OUR FAMILIES' DNA.
ACTUALLY THE ODDS OF US HAVINGA RED-HAIRED FRECKLED CHILD
WERE ONLYONE-IN-FOUR !
HA-HA, AND STILLIT HAPPENED !
HA-HA,THREE TIMES... HA-HA !
WHAT ARE THE ODDS ?
( sobbing )
A LOT OF PEOPLECARRY THE GINGER GENE
AND DON'T KNOW.
IF YOUR SPOUSEIS ALSO A CARRIER
THEN YOUR CHILDRENCAN TURN OUT LIKE...
EACH ONE OF THEM'SA BLESSING !
OH YES, EACH ONEOF THEM'S A BLESSING !
A BLESSINGFULL OF LOVE !
( all )THANKS MOM AND DAD !
BUT IT'S...IT'S NOT TRUE
THEY... HAVENO SOULS.
NO... NO,I'M SURE THEY DO.
WELL, IT WAS NICEMEETING YOU BOYS !
WE'VE GOT TO GETDINNER STARTED !
I JUST HAD A COUPLE MOREQUESTIONS ABOUT-
LOOK BOYS, IF YOU REALLY DON'TWANT TO HAVE GINGER KIDS,
MARRY AN ASIAN WOMAN.
ASIANS DON'T CARRYTHE RECESSIVE GENE.
I KNOW A GUY WHO'S MARRYINGA JAPANESE WOMAN VERY SOON
FOR JUST THAT REASON.
The Foley Family
Kyle and Stan visit the Foley family to learn about gingers.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Cartman gives a class presentation on Gingervitus.x CLOSE
The ginger kids round up the non-gingers.x CLOSE
Cartman calls off the extermination of non-gingers when Kyle tells him the truth.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan visit the Foley family to learn about gingers.x CLOSE
Kyle's presentation doesn't shut Cartman up so he comes up with a plan.x CLOSE
The boys sneak into Cartman's room and make him ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the doctor and is officially diagnosed with Gingervitus.x CLOSE
Cartman faces his first day as a ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman is banned from the cafeteria for being a ginger.x CLOSE
Cartman rallies all the ginger kids at school to take back their pride.x CLOSE