STAN AND KYLE'S EGGIS STILL DOING FINE !
THOSE LITTLE ASSHOLESARE SCREWING UP MY WHOLE PLAN !
( knock on door )
YES, WHAT ?!
WHAT THE HELLIS THIS ?
I BROKE THE EGG.
YOU BROKE YOUR EGG !
BUT YOU'RE PARTNEREDWITH A GIRL !!
I TRIED TOCOVER IT UP.
TRIED TO PUT ITBACK TOGETHER
WITH MODELING GLUE,
TRIED TO SEAL ITWITH A SOLDERING GUN,
BUT I GIVE UP,I CAN'T HIDE IT.
I BROKE THE EGG.
DID YOU TELL ANYONEELSE ABOUT THIS ?
DID YOU TELL YOUREGG PARTNER, HEIDI ?
NO, THAT'SWHY I'M HERE.
I THINK YOU SHOULDSTILL GIVE HEIDI
AN "A" ON THE PROJECT.
YOU SEE, I BROKETHE EGG, NOT HER.
AND SO, I SHOULDGET AN "F" AND
SHE SHOULD GET AN "A".
WHICH MEANS THAT TOGETHER,
THE GRADES SHOULDAVERAGE OUT
TO A C-MINUSFOR BOTH OF US.
I CAN'T DO THAT, ERIC !
DAMMIT, I KNEWYOU'D SAY THAT !
YOU ALWAYS HAVEIT OUT FOR ME !
YOU HAVE TOGET AN "A", ERIC !
HERE, I'LL SIGNTHIS NEW EGG FOR YOU,
AND WE'LL PRETEND THISNEVER HAPPENED, ALRIGHT ?
JUST PUT ON THE OLD HAIR,COLOR IN THE SAME EYES.
THERE WE GO-GOOD AS NEW.
NOW, GO ENJOYTHE REST OF YOUR RECESS.
MS. GARRISON, YOU'VENEVER BEEN THIS COOLTO ME BEFORE.
OKAY, WELLYOU'RE WELCOME, ERIC,
NOW JUST RUN ALONG.
WHY ARE YOUDOING THIS ?
BECAUSE I'M A NICETEACHER, ALRIGHT ? !
WHAT DO YOUWANT FROM ME ?
NOTHING,IT'S ALL OKAY.
JUST TAKEYOUR DAMN EGG !
ERIC YOU'VE NEVER BEENANYTHING BUT A PROBLEM FOR ME !
YOU'RE TAKING THAT EGG !
AND IF YOUBREAK IT AGAIN
I'LL BREAK BOTH YOUR LEGSAND BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE
DO HEAR ME ?
NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE !
UGHN, THIS SCIENTIFIC STUDYISN'T TURNING OUT
THE WAY I PLANNED !
LOOKS LIKEI'M GONNA HAVE TO...
Cartman Confesses to Garrison
Cartman breaks his egg baby.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison appeals to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle help gays get married.x CLOSE
Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are planning to wed.x CLOSE
Stan can't deal with the assignment.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison switches the egg-parent pairings.x CLOSE
Stan gets jealous.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison screams at an egg.x CLOSE
The governor tries to redefine gay marriage.x CLOSE
Cartman breaks his egg baby.x CLOSE