NOW WE CAN CARRY OUR EGGAROUND IN THIS CASE
WITHOUT ITGETTING CRACKED !
ALRIGHT, GIVE IT TO ME.
I'LL TAKE ITHOME TONIGHT.
LOOK, STAN, YOU WANT ME TOJUST TAKE CARE OF THIS EGG ?
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ?
IT'S JUST THAT... I REALLYNEED THIS "A", STAN.
AND BEBE DID SAY YOUALMOST BROKE YOUR LAST EGG.
THAT'S BECAUSEI WAS PISSED OFF !
AT WHO ?
( doorbell )
I WANT TOSEE MY EGG.
I-WANT-TOSEE MY EGG.
WENDY, IT ISN'TYOUR EGG ANYMORE.
YES IT IS,I MADE IT !
I DECORATED IT !
WUL, YOUMIGHT HAVE MADE IT
BUT WE'RE THE ONES WHOARE TAKING CARE OF IT NOW.
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN EGGTO LOOK OUT FOR !
I JUST WANT TO HOLD MY EGGFOR A COUPLE MINUTES.
WENDY, I JUST WANTTO GET AN "A", OKAY ?
LET'S NOT MAKE THISANY MORE CONFUSING
THAN IT ALREADY IS.
DON'T LET ANYTHINGHAPPEN TO IT, PLEASE !
WENDY, NOTHING'S GONNAHAPPEN TO THE EGG.
YOU CAN HAVE IT WHENTHE WEEK IS OVER
AND I GET MY GRADE.
FREAKIN' WEIRDOS, MAN !
YOU THINK YOU'RESO GREAT, DON'T YOU ?
WELL, GUESS WHAT ?
MAYBE I DON'TNEED YOUR HELP.
I'M TAKING THE EGGHOME TONIGHT
AND I'M GONNA SHOWEVERYBODY TOMORROW
THAT I'M EVERY BIT AS GOODEGG TAKE CARE-ER OF-VER
AS YOU !
WHAT THE HELL ISWRONG WITH EVERYBODY ?
( school bell ringing )
Stan gets jealous.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison appeals to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle help gays get married.x CLOSE
Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are planning to wed.x CLOSE
Stan can't deal with the assignment.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison switches the egg-parent pairings.x CLOSE
Stan gets jealous.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison screams at an egg.x CLOSE
The governor tries to redefine gay marriage.x CLOSE
Cartman breaks his egg baby.x CLOSE