( dialing )
( phone ringing )
HELLO ?OH, HEY DUDE.
SO... WHAT ARE YOUAND WENDY DOING ?
OH, WE'RE JUSTMAKING A CRADLE
OUT OF AN EGG CARTONFOR OUR EGG.
WE FIGURE THAT WAY IT'LLBE EASIER TO KEEP SAFE
SO WE CAN GET AN "A".
I DON'T THINKITS GONNA BE THAT HARD
TO KEEP ITFROM BREAKING.
THIS WHOLE ASSIGNMENTIS STUPID.
YEAH WELL,SO IS YOUR HAT.
( doorbell ringing )
STAN, I NEED YOU TOWATCH THE EGG FOR AWHILE.
I CAN'T, I'M BUSY.
I'VE BEEN LOOKINGAFTER IT ALL DAY !
I HAVE TO GO TOTHE HAIR SALON
AND THE CANDY STORE !
SO TAKE ITWITH YOU.
STAN, THIS IS OUR EGG !
WE'RE BOTH SUPPOSEDTO TAKE CARE OF IT !
WELL MAYBE I DIDN'T WANTTO HAVE AN EGG WITH YOU
OKAY BEBE ?
WELL, WHETHER YOUWANTED TO OR NOT
DOESN'T REALLYMATTER NOW !
WE'RE GOING TOGET GRADED TOGETHER.
IT'S YOUR EGG TOO !
OWN UP TO YOURRESPONSIBILITIES !
( tv )♪ This is it
♪ This is it
♪ This is life-- ♪
So is Your Hat!
Stan can't deal with the assignment.
Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison appeals to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle help gays get married.x CLOSE
Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are planning to wed.x CLOSE
Stan can't deal with the assignment.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison switches the egg-parent pairings.x CLOSE
Stan gets jealous.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison screams at an egg.x CLOSE
The governor tries to redefine gay marriage.x CLOSE
Cartman breaks his egg baby.x CLOSE