HELLO, MR. SLAVE.
MR. GARRISONOH, JESUS !
JUST LET ME SAYWHAT I CAME HERE TO SAY.
I KNOW WEHAD A FALLING OUT
AND THINGS WERE SAID THATSHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SAID.
I WANT TO APOLOGIZEFOR CALLING YOU A FAGGOT.
THAT'S- THAT'S WONDERFUL,MR. GARRISON !
WELL WAIT, WAIT-IT GETS BETTER !
I'VE FORGIVEN YOUFOR WALKING OUT ON ME
AFTER I HADMY SEX CHANGE AND...
AND I'M READY TOTAKE YOU BACK, MR. SLAVE !
WELL GIVE USA KISS !
SLAVE, HONEY,IS THAT THE PIZZA ?
WHAT THE HELLIS HE DOING HERE ?
MR. GARRISON...AL AND I HAVE BEEN
LIVING TOGETHERFOR A FEW MONTHS.
WELL, THAT DIDN'TTAKE YOU LONG DID IT ?
SLAVE, SHOULD I LEAVEYOU TWO ALONE ?
YES !NO !
MR. GARRISON, THERE'SSOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.
AL AND I AREGETTING MARRIED.
YOU CAN'T GET MARRIEDYOU'RE FAGGOTS !
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
MR. SLAVE, I AMLEGALLY A WOMAN NOW.
IF YOU WANT TO GET MARRIEDYOU HAVE TO MARRY ME.
OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
COLORADO IS ABOUT TOPASS A BILL
WHICH ALLOWSSAME SEX MARRIAGE.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED
RIGHT AFTER THE BILLPASSES ON SATURDAY.
OH THAT'S JUST GREAT !
THEY'RE GONNA LET QUEERSAND HOMOS GET MARRIED, HUH ?
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH,OUT, MR. GARRISON.
WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THISYOU FUDGE-PACKING FAGS !
I'LL STOP THATGAY MARRIAGE LAW !
OH MY GOD !
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THATBECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS !
JEALOUS OF WHAT ?
I'M DOING THISOUT OF PRINCIPLE !
TO PROTECT THESANCTITY OF MARRIAGE !
FAGS ARE GETTIN' MARRIEDOVER MY DEAD BODY !
We're Getting Married
Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are planning to wed.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison appeals to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle help gays get married.x CLOSE
Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are planning to wed.x CLOSE
Stan can't deal with the assignment.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison switches the egg-parent pairings.x CLOSE
Stan gets jealous.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison screams at an egg.x CLOSE
The governor tries to redefine gay marriage.x CLOSE
Cartman breaks his egg baby.x CLOSE